Retro Rocket is a side-scrolling shooter with "retro" graphics and a retro-shooting rocket. Survive until the end of the stage to witness the awesome game ending!

Uses the Arcade Classic font by Jakob Fischer / PizzaDude.
Sound effects created with DrPetter's SFXR.

Oh those cheeky little pills

once upon a time there was this country
threaten to death by these babies
only to be saved by these amazing totems
are you the totem?

On his quest to Find the Computer Room, Vector finds himself trapped inside a warehouse of computers! He'll need to bump them out of his way in order to exit, but watch out for the explosive computers! You probably don't want anything to touch those. Then again, not like you have much control over where you're bouncing those computers anyway.

Uses a sprite by Cinos I guess.

First trainwreck I made within Linux. Not 100% sure if I broke the Windows side of things. Please use the multicore-fix-win.bat if you're on Windows, or multicore-fix-lin.sh if you're on Linux (expects you to have wine and taskset installed).

I had to leave early, so this game is a bit unfinished, but what's there is there.

Also, the sounds I included in here will probably drive you nuts.

I have no idea what this trainwreck is really about, but I created it to sort of celebrate my completion of Chip's Challenge last weekend.

Chip falls in love with Melinda the Mental Marvel, and goes on a quest to get sexual favors. Or something. And then stuff happens. Also, it has my voice. Fear my voice.

Another thing you should know about this game is that it does a pretty good job at replicating the frustration you experience playing the actual Chip's Challenge. So there you go.

Made in MMF2. Requires DirectX 8 hardware acceleration and 1280x800 resolution or higher.

Trek across a winter landscape! Figure stuff out! But most importantly...

Just so you know, that weird scene with the gorillas is NOT a win screen.

i made this in 1 minute! :D

feed the poor hungry clown with tasty apples

the queen of the Sapphire Galaxy is ill, and you are the CHOSEN ONE to avenge her death. (well she will die soon so why not start early) crush your evil stepsister, the princess of Rhinoceros Galaxy, and the heir to the throne before all is lost. she is also your father. shhhhhh! but thats a spoiler so why did you read that!!? bullets should be dodged, not collected, silly.

oh god its so annoying :<