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Home R Where The Heart Is

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check out the web version on your phone!

for global game jam
the theme was what home means to you
i saw a lot more serious/narrative games this year
seems like a bad idea because people will probably "not go all the way"
or go part of the way just to be evocative
or to be real twee or whatever
though, some of the games that I had liked this year were the more heart warming ones

at home, when my family celebrates christmas,
we put a black santa on top of the tree
i found out recently that my grandma painted him black so he would look like my grandpa

these sprites are mostly color edited to look black
there is a history of black bart bootleg memorabilia
parallels with my black santa
in many of these shirts there will be multiple black barts all crowding around
sometimes all hitting on a woman with a big butt
one of my favorites was my former roommate's boyfriend's shirt that she would wear
it had multiples of different looking barts in a roller coaster
and it says "Bébé's Kids" which is a 90's animated comedy about a black family
that doesn't look anything similar to the simpsons

the sprites i edited are from the konami simpsons arcade beat em up
when the simpsons touch each other, sometimes they do their team attacks
i added a homer strangling bart animation
i was surprised this classic motif from the simpsons,
of homer strangling bart was not in the arcade game at all
i added this in place of having homer and bart's team attack

the sounds are primarily from click team fusion's free sound library
with the exception of a vocal recording of "fuck off mom"

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Black Andrew, Konami
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Country Bear's Race To The Finish

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Ready... set... go! These are the words you hear as the starter fires his pistol, announcing the beginning of the race. You take off running, with your eye on the prize. The finish line is just within reach... your heart is pounding, and you're running with all your might! All of these things and more can be found when you try out Family Fun Home Entertainment's latest Country Bear title, Country Bear's Race To The Finish! Join your beloved friend, Country Bear, as he guides you or your child through a self-esteem boosting journey from the start to the finish. Remember to keep your eye on the prize as you play your way through Country Bear's Race To The Finish!

Also available is a 32-bit Enhanced build, which features slightly improved graphics and sound. Download this version if you use Windows Vista or higher and don't want to have to run emulators to play the game.

Author: 
Ian M. Burton
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MUHAMMAD 3 The verwourren family

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Muhammad is ill and only his son Muhammad can save him. But the evil Lloyd, the son of Snake lord and Belsazar has stolen the cure.
Oh no.
How evil.
Now Muhammad jr. is on an epic quest to find the cure.

2358792174854793597238759345 world with 387438683 levels per world
BEST HD graphics you can imagine, better than reality
Best physics of the world
MIDI FIIILEEES

"Played it for years, its so superb!!!!!!!!" Lipple do rouse
" Muhammad never gets old lol 5 göbipoints" Göbi
"Better than Fruchtbonbons" Big Mama
"I am ugly" Sarah Koll

Also play the mind blowing prequels Muhammad 1 and Muhammad 2

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