The return to my old style.

Hope you enjoy.

A Series that probably will go nowhere.

I BET YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS

Protagonist: Yellow Jogger
Antagonist: Judge
Weapon: Nothing
Objective: Stop the sharks

Feed the shark with sandwichs so it don't eat people!
Grab the falling ingredients in order and then throw it to the shark! Don't mess up. Also, avoid the evil judge!

SHIFT - Jump
CTRL - Throw sandwich

PS: In order to successfully make a sandwich, grab a Bottom Bread, then a Lettuce, then Meat, and finally, the Top Bread, then just throw it to the shark.

EDIT: Now the music loops.
EDIT2: Now you can throw incomplete burgers

Oh no, the Yellow Jogger is really small for some reason! Help him out by using the mouse! Left-click on objects like doors to interact with them. The Jogger will pick up some household items (one at a time) and carry them around. Right-click anywhere to make him drop the item. You want to guide the Jogger to the growth ray so he can unshrink himself.

Edit: Fixed level 5 so it actually requires the umbrella.

It's a strategy/platforming game in which you have to make your own path by shooting laser-platforms. it's pretty fun. The game has 10 original levels plus 20 extra levels and a 5 level challenge pack. have fun

instructions: press shift to jump, Z to shoot a platform-making laser, and X to stop that laser from synthesizing platforms. it's challenging because KNP platform movement engine is pretty glitchy. If you get stuck just press "R" to restart the level.

Based on the example by Smedis2 in his Anniversary Preview, for you interest here is the legendary "Yellow Jogger Survival Challenge."

Decided I would go ahead and get the first episode out even though there's still five days to go.

This episode pretty much establishes the main plot. I tried to go for something coherent instead of just all-out random. Hopefully I did a decent job on expanding Yellow Jogger as a character.

Also this has the first two levels of the game, which are both pretty short.

play super realistic digi-video interactive Pool with your favorite athletic klipart runner(s)!

I really just wanted to bump the Pirate Kart game count up to 1006 at the last minute. that's exactly half of 2012! 50% of the promised content, 1006% of the promised rhinoceros-ness!!

You play as Ednarg, the Bad Moon. Smash innocent people to make juice out of them. remember, only the ultra-high speed can kill the resistent Yellow and Black Joggers. Beware of cops! They don't like assassins, especially moons!

EDIT: Also, contains BLOOOOOOOD

As a broke college freshman, you decide to work off your student loans by doing chores for the terrifying Ice Queen! She asks you to mow the lawn to her beautiful Ice Palace. Mow all the ice blocks to get a chance to earn $5, but watch out for her deadly attacks!

Also, ice is slippery. Try not to zoom out of control.

Music by V.A.