a game about being awful at breakout
arrow keys to move
space resets the ball if it gets stuck
this was originally going to have music but i didn't like how it sounded. you can listen to it in the background though if you like.
WELCOME TO THE GAME
AVOID THE ALL SEEING EYE
KILL THE MUMMY
BRIBE THE CONDUCTOR AT 1 MILLION (HE WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN THAT)
ENJOY YOUR SELF
All this for one measly pun?