a game about being awful at breakout
arrow keys to move
space resets the ball if it gets stuck
this was originally going to have music but i didn't like how it sounded. you can listen to it in the background though if you like.
(apparently I got featured on indiegames.com, wow. that's weird. you can follow me on twitter if you want (@virtualclint)
WELCOME TO THE GAME
AVOID THE ALL SEEING EYE
KILL THE MUMMY
BRIBE THE CONDUCTOR AT 1 MILLION (HE WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN THAT)
ENJOY YOUR SELF
All this for one measly pun?