go to the U.S and mess with it

Learn your States and Capitals of the USA!
Break the walls of the patriarchy AGAIN!
Learn your ABC's AGAIN.

This game requires some knowledge of the United States.
If you aren't from the USA, I don't mind if you print off a cheat sheet.
If you're from the USA, I mind if you print off a cheat sheet, but, you know, it's fine if you do.
You are in control of your own destiny.

YES, if you want to put this on your site I included the MMF2 file because I don't have the flash/html exporter.

Ok i just kind of wanted to make the title screen for this,
because these random titles are usually better than the games themselves
like there is no way for the game to live up to it no matter what

also sad attempts at satire

MOVE WITH ARROWS
SHOOT WITH MICE
DESTROY STUFF
CAPTURE FLAG TO WIN