I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
we present proud Mega 999,998-in-1 Games Factory Kart! Many games! Many fun! Download now! Play now! Infinite infiniteness and possiblies!
protip: f2 pressing is to return to games menu!
F-One! The future of racing is README files!
I mean, what? Did you really expect me to explain how the game works in the game itself? I mean, come on! It's so simple to work out!
Oh, by the way, you have to clear four laps.