It is 2014 and the dead have risen from the grave!

No, not zombies. Mummies.

(There was an embalming fad in 2013)

Unfortunately, you prepared for a zombie apocalypse instead so you are completely helpless against the mummy onslaught.

Thankfully they are very flammable and friction from moving too quickly will cause the mummies to catch fire and burn to ashes.

Survive as long as you can.