A Sekret Santa Krampus Klikmas present for Stranger!

CONTROLS:
Use mouse, play until the credits roll.
(If mouse scroll is too uncomfortable for you, you can also use L, but this is not recommended)

CREDITS:
See ingame, but special thanks to krisekrise and jucaxcutie. And thanks to everyone from this year's klikmas event!

PROMPT:
For Klikmas this year I would like a game involving a highly detailed interactive backpack. That's all I want, but I'll add some of my thoughts below.
-> https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11726#comment-31700

Help Spindley to get rid of these pesky spambots by throwing them as far as you can! Press Spacebar and watch it fly. The discus guy boost the shoes speed.

edit: This is the newest version: a lot of fixed bugs, added a few more boosters and fixed more bugs and glitches and fixes and