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Suburban Terror in Wonderland

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Eat all the stuff before the other mouth eat. Arrow keys to move.

Sample in the title screen from Racionais MCs' song "Pânico na Zona Sul": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToUzoWsoV60

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Starlight Club (demo)

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A dating sim game about working at a hostess club! Except instead of small talk you just fucking peg the dudes. In this demo you can turn the tables on a lecherous old doctor who's hitting on you! Play along with him, put him in his place, or tell him to fuck off--you can finally live your aggressive hostess dream!

The zip file contains builds for Windows, Mac and Linux.

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The Death Of Zork

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The Death of Zork is a commemorative collective contagious contemporary controversial consecutive conservative cosmic constant text adventure made in the awe of the original Zork. You play as Jack The Space Sheep and have to get out of the Forest of Zork. Be warned, the game is rather difficult!

** Controls **

The controls can be changed at anytime by holding down buttons A, T, Alt and F4. Here are the defaults:

A: Ascend
B: borrow
C: cancel
D: open Door
E: examine
F: fight
G: gurgle
H: hide
I: inventory
J: be Jealous
K: Klik'n'Play
L: laugh
M: magic
N: narration
O: open
P: peer
Q: quasimodo
R: run
S: stop
T: topple over
U: use
V: vomit
W: wail
X: XYZZY
Y: jump
Z: zot at enemies

You can also try pressing control, alt and delete simultaneously to get an easier start!

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Mah Jong Is Longer Than Any Dong : Hyper Graphic Future Edition

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A sequel to Mah Jong Is Longer Than Ur Dong. Recommend playing the original first. Actually, recommend just playing the original and avoiding this altogether. Graphics are a minter-esque chaos of incomprehensible blurring.

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Pirate Kart 2

Mah Jong Is Longer Than Ur Dong

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Stack the tiles to form sets! If things go wrong, devour with a dragon! Score points to see pretty women!

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Pirate Kart 2
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V^10

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A grindhouse-porn homage to my favorite platformer of this century. With apologies to Terry. Press up and down to make sweet, tender love.

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Pirate Kart 2
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