Yong Yong's Revenge!
First off, what is Yong Yong?
"Yong Yong is believed to be the name of a pirate developer that has developed numerous games for portable Nintendo systems, namely the Game Boy and Game Boy Color. Their games are notorious for being of particularly poor quality, particularly the music, even when compared to other pirate games, as well as most of them being strikingly similar in design and gameplay." - BootlegGames Wiki
This is a spoof of their terrible games, so watch out! It sucks!
This was a very long project (Started on the 'PGC Forums') and took over a year to complete, because I suck at making games. :P
Plot: RobGBA finds the rarest pirated game known on eBay, and gives a HUGE bid! Later on that week, it arrives, and oh boy, it was the worst game ever, worser then Sonic 06! Even WORSE then bloody ET for the 2600!
SAVE THE UNIVERSE FROM THE PLAGUE OF APATHY WITH THE JOEL FORCE, ACTIVE DESTROYERS OF ALL THAT IS SLOTH, USING A DYNAMIC TEAM OF JOEL, JOEL, JOEL, JOEL, AND JOEL TO FIRE LAZERS FROM EACH OF 5 EXCITING MOUTHS SCREAMING THE MORAL RIGHTS OF ALL!
Instructions: Click on the white space and press 'Enter' to BEGIN YOUR JOURNEY!!!
FFF is a voyage into new perceptions that will BLOW YOUR MIND. Play as Zemog, a one dimensional being who has gained the power, through a red pixel, to traverse dimensions and travel in height through the SECOND DIMENSION. The fun is only outpaced by the expansion of your mind. Experience TRUE ART through FFF!
Be sure to check out the further adventures of Coolmann (no relation) at http://www.coolguys.me/bogun/
You are an epic adventurer embarking on an epic quest to have epic facial expressions! Participate in epic dual-action eyebrow controlling action and use the epic power of your facial expressions to conquer epic quests! But don't get an epic curse from one of the monsters!
Controls : WASD Controls your left eyebrow, IJKL controls your right eyebrow.
All credit for this idea goes to Michael Tucker. Blame him.
Let your frustrations out with Pirate Punch!
Punch the pirate and eventually kill him by clicking on him with yer mouse. Arrr.
One day I created a failed Klik of the Month Klub entry. I scrapped it, never to see the light of day again... until today, where I release it half-intact as a small portion of this epic game!
Playtest entry #49, then throw it away! Fend off spambot attacks! Settle down and create your epic masterpiece for #50 with a little "inspiration" from classic Trainwreckers! Travel to space at least THREE TIMES! Fight epic bosses that pose no threat to you! Get down with some nerd rave! Do all this and MORE, all because I CHEATED, just to make Klik of the Month Klub #50 MORE EPIC!
The different portions of the game are either controlled by the keyboard or the mouse. If the keyboard doesn't seem to do anything, try using the mouse!
Sound levels vary from portion to portion. Always prepare for the sounds to get a little loud, I.E. you may not want to play this using headphones.
Oh yeah, Shift is the default fire/jump/whatever key.
Using your mouse to play this game awesome through cyberpunk world with Medus the cyberpunk! Bounce ball and hit les blocks and get super hyper balls bonus option! Corner vaults bounce back ball! If ball stuck, press hard middle mouse times many!
Press right mouse to now launch ball!
Press and hold middle mouse to charge YOTTAKRIEG for power attack powerful! Will make you grin!
- Sex exciting blockout action!
- Many plays of fun!
- Get powerups powerful!
- Many balls!
- BALLS BALLS BALLS
- Cyberpunk avatar drops jaw at intervals random for reason none!
- Power attack powerful YOTTAKRIEG!
- Ball getting stuck!
- With middle mouse, ball getting unstuck!
- Sequenced music with samples WAV!
Edit: Is a parody of this.
Control your balloon with the up / down arrow keys, and try to pass the other balloons.
You only want to bounce off balloons that are behind you.
Your horizontal speed depends on your vertical position. You can look at the wind gauge (white bars on the left) to find out where you will get max speed.
You are a piggy. You really want to eat carrots for lunch. Uh oh! There is wolves running around! Good thing they are stupid! However, sometimes they catch your scent and come running! Look out! Get as many carrots as you can before your inevitable death!