In this game your shadow kills everything it touches. That sure would suck if it actually happened to you, right?

Amazingly I didn't tack a vaguely depressing "YOU KILLED ALL THE BUGS THEY WERE YOUR FRIENDS" ending onto this one.

Elvis has been kidnapped by aliens, and needs your help to escape -- through the power of song! Recreate his number one hits and escape a really uncomfortable fate!

Olympic Skeleton Cross simulates the brand-new sport of Skeleton Cross, in which a skeleton goes head-first down a mountain on a sled. Can you get to the bottom of the mountain without crashing and/or dying? Probably fucking not!

Featuring the RJPhySE(tm) Realistic Jumping PHYSics and Shadow Effects engine!