WELCOME TO THE GAME

AVOID THE ALL SEEING EYE

KILL THE MUMMY

COLLECT BONUS

BRIBE THE CONDUCTOR AT 1 MILLION (HE WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN THAT)

ENJOY YOUR SELF

-DOKTOR LINE

This game is very simple. A dispenser releases a finite supply of balls. The longer you bounce the balls, the more points you gain when they vanish off the bottom of the screen. On each bounce, the ball's point value increases by the number of times it has already bounced - so repeatedly bounced balls can, after a while, become very lucrative indeed.

You have 1024 balls and have to get as high a score as you can with them. What's the most profitable way to do so? I'm not sure. Work it out yourself.

Use the mouse to move the paddle.

The Object of the game is to get your medication before your hallucinations overwhelm you. Collect food along the way to gain points. Progress though a series of levels and try to get the maximum score.

You have entered the owl forest. The calls of the owls enliven the trees on this still night. Listen to them for as long as you can bear.

YOU MUST HAVE THE VOLUME UP AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS GAME.

Controls:

X: Jump
Arrows: Move
Space: Start game

Comic Sans makes this game ironic

A game in which you have to click balls to gain score and not click already clicked balls to not lose. There's also a lot of Comic Sans and MS Paint.

HEY, KOI PUNCHER. IT'S TIME TO PUNCH SOME KOI.

ARROWS: Move
Z: Punch

To end the game, attempt to crawl out of the pond next to your sandals (which is to say, hold that direction for over a second).

Game developed based on title suggestions from Jared Allred and John Allred.

Use dark scorcery to achieve the highest score possible without allowing it to crush you.

In this game, YOU will WATCH DUCKS from a PARK BENCH.

WATCH the DUCKS and get POINTS! The game ends when you hit ESC! Get as many POINTS as you can!

WATCH DUCKS II is a direct sequel to the 2010 Pirate Kart II hit WATCH DUCKS. This exciting new entry in the WATCH DUCKS franchise features numerous improvements over its predecessor including:

• Four all-new ducks (a significant improvement over WD1's three ducks)!
• Recolored and remastered background environment!
• Challenging new sleep system. Watch your character to make sure he doesn't go to sleep and miss ducks!
• Altered system for gold duck appearance and bonuses!
• New silver duck multiplier bonus!

Also, press F4 to toggle between fullscreen and windowed modes (true of all my games, BTW).

Complete this platforming course in as few strokes as possible! Try and get to the hole under par!

Arrows to move; Up, Space or Z to jump.
Music is "Manchega - Etude de Concert" by Louis Moreau Gottschalk.