Life's shit and then OH GOD IT DOESN'T END!

Now powered by physics, the Passage series is back with a spine-tingling new installment! THRILL as your low-resolution avatar converts a golf course into a skate park and skates with the power of his own mind! Grind rails! Go off sweet ramps! Ram golf balls into holes! GRIND ON YOUR OWN HEAD. Anything is possible in Passage 18. ANYTHING. And yes, that is a legally binding statement.

Another hit in the seminal "Passage" series of games, Passage 9 uses the patented "Meaning Through Play" method to teach you all about what's going on inside your body!

CRY SAD TEARS LIKE 1982. SPOILER:GROW OLD AND DIE ZX81 STYLE. DO YOU CHOOSE LOVE? DO YOU CHOOSE RICHES? DO YOU CHOOSE WITCHES? ZX81 PASSAGE. PASSAGE ZX81. PASS. AGE. NOW IT MAKES SENSE. tinfoil.

Play passage 8 TIMES AT THE SAME TIME
HOOOOAAAAAAH

You will never die... BUT WISH YOU WOULD!

CHEATING AT KLIK OF THE MONTH: PART II

This Thursday, I started making a sequel to thurs day, my IGF Pirate Kart submission that got the most 'wtf' responses. This time, it's the history of art games, not video games, and you can press spacebar in addition to pressing the arrow keys.

The graphics, despite largely resembling the previous game, are entirely original this time. The sounds are mostly original too (thanks, malfunctioning microphone port) supplemented by edited audio from the games I referenced.

A word of warning: thurs day part ii is 'contemplative', which is to say, slow-paced to a fault.

A cheap rip-off of Passage about a young man trying to make his way in the game industry

Get further to the right than your twin, and enjoy the benefits of a well-placed death!

Also playable online

Your favorite seminal art game, now in a kid-friendly format! Your kids will love to learn how to have the strength they need to avoid temptations while playing a fun and educational videogame!