Hello! I see you want to become an Indie developer. You've come to the right place.\nFollow me on this wonderful journey. You'll find being an indie a very simple process.\n\nINDEX:\n[[-Personality|pg1]]\n[[-Thoughts and Views|pg2]]\n[[-Life|pg3]]\n[[-Other Facts|pg4]]\n\n[[-Conclusion (Once you enter this part you can't go back)|pg5]]

HOW TO BE AN INDIE:\n\nA SIMPLE TUTORIAL\n\n[[Begin!|begin]]

OTHER FACTS:\n\nOther stuff you need to know to be a proper indie:\n\n-Does a video game have Blood in it? WORST GAME EVER\n-Does a video game have Language in it? WORST GAME EVER\n-Twine is the only creation tool ever made. Actual games don't exist.\n(yeah that was kind of a low blow i apologize)\n\n[[Return|begin]]\n

So, you think you're ready to be an indie?\n\npiss off.\n\nTHANKS FOR READING!\n2013 SMEDIS2 PUBLISHING\n\n(and yes if you were offended reading this then i am aware this was darker than usual but that was the point and i'm sorry i just get pissed reading you guys' blogs sometimes)

THOUGHTS AND VIEWS:\nIn order to be a "proper" indie, you must think this way.\n\n-All video games that are made by other fellow indies are the most classiest things in history.\n-All modern games, no matter how similar to indie games, are trash, filth, and disgusting. You must complain about violence, anything vaguley sexual, etc. and blow it out of proportion. No need to pay attention to plot or anything.\n-It's OK to post about anything personal (fetishes, sexual relationships, etc)*, but anything that comes out of THOSE MODERN GAMES is pure evil.-\n-Men are horrible people to women. They talk dirty behind their backs and are perverts. It's fine if women act the same way.\n\n[[Return|begin]]\n\n*no offense to the kinky the "take that" is in the sentence after

LIFE:\n\nIn order to be a "proper" indie, you must live this way:\n\n-You must not be normal. You HAVE to be homosexual, depressed, lonely, etc so your statements you make have more of an impact, true or not. Remember to hammer in your difference one way or another.\n-THOSE MODERN GAMES are ruining the video game market and you must avoid them like the plague\n-Penny Arcade is run by satanists because of something that happened like 3-5 years ago (i forgot). So make sure that PAX/ PAX East/Anything relating to Penny Arcade is pure evil. (It's not like being offense and edgy is THE POINT of the comic anyways, hate it or not.)\n\n[[Return|begin]]\n

PERSONALITY:\n\nIn order to be a "proper" indie, you must have the personality of one, in order to do this you must;\n\n-Make sure you have a firm relationship with friends\n-Be glad you're a part of the indie scene\n-Encourage fellow Indies to change, despite doing the same thing.\n-Be kind to anyone else similar to you and praisers, but any sort of negative criticism you must flip out on said critic.\n\n[[Return|begin]]\n\n\n(*also this is not against you the reader just the part after it)