--start
---balltree:treemorning

THIS IS ARSWAWRWOWEWERAEA
The game about the guy who is food and hunger
and he is hungry.
Originally a Xmas episode, I have this as a placeholder to pick the chapter....

--EP1BEGINNING
---lake:night
-zylophonejammin

SANTA[huge]: HI I AM HAPPY
sys(shock)
SANTA[huge]: ow
sys(showitem:chickadee)
IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
SANTA[huge,r]: HI I AM HAPPY AGAIN
GROG[sedated,l]: D00D I TALK IN WHITE
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: Why can't you talk in red?
GROG[embarassed,l]: Huh? Oh, some mysql errors on the serverside.
SANTA[AWWMAN,r]: THAT'S TOO BAD
GROG[shruggy,l]: Nah, it's cool
SANTA[LOVE,r]: SHOULD I REMOVE THE ITEM FROM THE SCREEN AND GIVE IT TO THE MAIN CHARACTER?
sys(hideitem)
Tia[concerned]: Me?
GROG[happy,l]: Yes, tis best if you enjoy it and use it only if really necessary
Tia[joy]: I'm so glad I could accept this,
SANTA[huge,r]: Happy late year grab-bag extravaganza, ma'am
GROG[normal]: Now it's time to click on the right light or else you might see a gameover. It may or may not produce :(

--gameover
---Effect:Chaos
-a sad: end

GAMEOVER??!?!?!?
This stinks..
Let's simply put it to the light, and hope you learned your lesson for not clicking on the light
stick with that..

--Light
---lake:day
-dog barking

IT IS LIGHT OUT AGAIN

--outside
---Springs
-round wheel

Well, let me start things by saying I am Tia. I don't know why or where. I just have to say things were pretty rocky back THEN.
SANTA[huge,r]: OOF
Where did santa of all people come from? Is that his real beard?
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: WHY AM I CRYING?
He is a elepathic being...
GROG[embarassed,l]: I TALK IN RED
And grog, the ultimate coffee mug. What happened to him?
sys(showitem:drugz)
Were things this messed up or was it because of the drugs?
GROG[shruggy,l]: Put those away, I'd show more emotion if I wasn't in such good mood this grab bag season. What you know bout hustlin?
sys(hideitem)
Tia[saaad]: More than you think!
Tia[disappointed]: Why you gotta be so mean, fool?
Grolby[CHILLIN]: HEY EVERYONE WHERE'S THE PARTY?
Grolby[CHILLIN,l]: Over here?
Grolby[CHILLIN,r]: Over there?
sys(shock)
sys(shock)
Silence befallens us..
Grolby[CHILLIN]: Hello?
Tia[disappointed,l]: ..
SANTA[borkenharted]: 
GROG[sedated]: 
Tia[sad]: 
Grolby[CHILLIN]: 
Tia[concerned,r]: 
SANTA[huge,l]: 
lia[mad,l]: What is your problem?
Grolby[CHILLIN]: 
Grolby[CHILLIN,r]: 
lia[mad]: GET OUT
lia[urgh,r]: NOW
lia[disappointed]: Sorry about that guys
lia[normal]: I'm Lia
lia[normal]: Look we gotta get out of here before he comes back
BEEES
lia[normal]: Dangit not again. here take this
sys(showitem:Reindeer)
It's a really deep item. Just looking at it gives you hope
sys(hideitem)

--bowling1
---bowl:bowlin
-arkade

Polard[happy]: Hi I'm polard.
Polard[happy,l]: That makes me soooo happy.
lia[happy]: Well aren't you a handful
Polard[happy,l]: A very thank handul. Thank you for your interest in the alley.
lia[happy]: Look we just want our lanes.
lia[happy,r]: Here, make way for Santa
SANTA[LOVE]: Gosh aren't I so happy today?
lia[happy,r]: Dang right you are. Where's your helmet?
SANTA[borkenharted]: I FORGOT IT AGAIN!!!!!
Tia[saaad,l]: THAT'S TOO BAD
SANTA[borkenharted]: I know, it makes me sooooo sad!!!
lia[urgh,r]: While you're busy being sad if you could switch spots with me so you're not covering my face with sadness?
SANTA[AWWMAN]: WHAT?
lia[disappointed]: I'll take here and you take.
SANTA[huge,l]: Here?
lia[mad]: No because Where's Tia gonna stand?
Tia[concerned,r]: Why not here?
lia[urgh]: Because look at his bag.
SANTA[borkenharted,l]: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: ooooooooooooooooooo
Tia[smile,l]: Oh I get it!
lia[happy]: Can we get it together now and see if we can play this game?
Tia[smile,l]: Yeah, okay then
lia[happy]: Alright I'll go first
Tia[smile,l]: Hey not bad
lia[happy]: So we're here to figure out this xmas pageant carol thing because it's an annual thing, okay?
Tia[concerned,l]: hmm, is it really that big of an oredeal
lia[urgh]: OF COURSE IT IS.. I HAVE THE COOL HAT TO PROVE IT!!!
sys(showitem:Hat)
Man, and she sure does show you this hat
It's one of the coolest hats you've ever seen.
It expletive inspires you so much you don't even know what to do
Okay that's enough I'll hide the squaggone thing already oof!
sys(hideitem)
Tia[smile,l]: That's quite the hat
lia[happy]: Yes we know, we all do. There's nothing better than a hat that circumnavigates
Tia[smile,l]: I can see it now
lia[happy]: Indeed you can, even though I chose to hide it
Tia[smile,l]: So
Tia[smile,l]: I guess it's your turn santa
SANTA[huge,r]: I AM SO EXCITED I HAVEN'T BOWLED IN SO LONG
SANTA[huge,r]: IT CALLS FOR ALLCAPS
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: Aww man, a split
SANTA[AWWMAN,r]: maybe
SANTA[huge,r]: SPAAR

SANTA[YEAH!,r]: Alright Rounds are on me!
sys(showitem:SuperDRY)
Everyone enjoyed that day.
It was a very pleasant day and things were just opaque enough that you could see the future.
It wasn't the best future, but we all had high hopes. for the world.
I scored pretty well, a good score. Other characters were there too but weren't circulated
in this scene because santa's knapsack took a lot of space.


--Whiteroom
---whiteroom:corridor

So here we are at the corridor, the most important place we could find.
It's where we were discussing the future of the pageant, the one that would oversight us all.
We could've used an actual stage/stadium/whatnot but this would work a little better, slightly more quaint
sys(showitem:eXtremeCarrotCake)
It was a really good looking cake, so good everyone started crowding around it.
SANTA[LOVE,r]: I AM SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
GROG[normal,l]: Guten TAG

--Whiteroom2
---whiteroom:cornerthing
-victoriouspiano2

lia[happy]: PLACES EVERYONE!
Polard[concerned.l]: I hope I'm not too late
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: I don't know where my GREEN TEA went
Polard[shocked,l]: That's too bad
SANTA[huge,r]: BUT ILL MANAGE
Grolby[CHILLIN]: Hey where's my space magnet
Grolby[CHILLIN,l]: Is it here?
Grolby[CHILLIN]: here?
Grolby[CHILLIN,r]: or here?
lia[mad]: OUT
Grolby[CHILLIN,l]: eep
GROG[sedated,l]: D00D I TALK IN RED
lia[disappointed]: Why does this keep happening?
SANTA[AWWMAN,r]: BACK TO THE SET everyone.

--Whiteroom3
---h:leafy
-victoriouspiano2

Wait, why are we looking at this leafy thing?
It doesn't make any sense!
Oh well, i might as well show my face
Tia[nervous,l]: I'm right over here!
rooshroosh[mad,r]: you guys will never get organized enough for this pageant to come to life
Tia[concerned,l]: what?
Tia[saaad,l]: But we're trying so hard!
rooshroosh[tongue,r]: blah
Grolby[CHILLIN]: CAKE PIE?
NO!
sys(showitem:GoodLuck)
rooshroosh[joy,r]: A decapitated leg oughtta cover up this mess.
rooshroosh[normal,r]: here, I know the dress rehearsal is coming up pretty soon so break a leg out there.
Tia[joy,l]: Thank you!
Grolby[CHILLIN]: Aren't you gonna hide this leg from my head?
GROG[sedated,l]: no
lia[happy,r]: no
Polard[happy,l]: no
rooshroosh[tongue,r]: no
Tia[smile,l]: no
SANTA[LOVE,r]: no
Grolby[CHILLIN]: Aww......-_____p

--4
---drapething:prettydrapething
-carnival

sys(clearscreen)
sheesh, we decided to take a break and get to the carnival?
Jargiss[thought]: Step right up everybody, hey you there.
Polard[shocked,l]: me?
Jargiss[mad]: That's right. Here I think I've heard of your cause. I own this carnival and all its tinker toys
Polard[talkin,l]: Hmm
Tia[nervous,r]: are you sure we should be here?
Jargiss[happy]: Why not? You're already here. Here get in uniform.
sys(showitem:frillydress)
Tia[sad,r]: I can't wear that
Jargiss[eyeclose]: why not?
Tia[disappointed,r]: Not enough poses.
Polard[happy,l]: I suppose I could use it then.
Jargiss[eyeclose]: Go ahead and take it then so you can see my closed eyes as I contemplate the eyeballs of death.
sys(hideitem)
Polard[formalhappy,l]: Hey it fits!
Tia[smile,r]: How did you do that anyway?
Tia[joy,r]: It really brings out some sort of elegance in you!
Jargiss[happy]: Nice, now that we're all here there is the matter of the eyeballs.
sys(showitem:eyeballsofdeath)
Jargiss[thought]: They're pretty intricate. 
Jargiss[eyeclose]: You can see inspiration from them
SANTA[TALKIN,r]: I can feel the inspiration from over here!
Tia[saaad,l]: Hey that was my Spot!
SANTA[AWWMAN,r]: SANTA IS SORRY!
Polard[formalnormal]: I love the eyeballs.!
sys(hideitem)

--5
---Flowerbar:Flowerbark
-irrational

AWW YEAH A FLOWER BAR
JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRETTY FLOWERS!!
Jargiss[mad]: HEY
sys(shock)
Jargiss[thought]: Calm down here!
Polard[formalconcerned,l]: Should we all toast?
Jargiss[thought,l]: Indeed
sys(showitem:Wineglass)
GROG[sedated,l]: To less status ailments of times, and your mug full of unexposed blood
lia[normal,r]: To a bitter batter pledge of delightful flowers blossoming in this bar
Grolby[CHILLIN,r]: GROLBEE WANTS TO BE A BEE
Polard[formalhappy,l]: To formal events where we can all be ourselves even though we're all dressed formally
Jargiss[happy,l]: And to this nice fine taste we have here
rooshroosh[tongue,r]: To dangerous shoppy sprees
Tia[nervous,r]: carrot juice
SANTA[AWWMAN,l]: AND TV DINNERS
sys(hideitem)
sys(shock)
sys(shock)

--6
---tvset:ontheair

ERR
BRR
CLURR
STIR
sys(clearscreen)
diaheiohao
ELEPHANT ROAR
Now what's going on?
Wildra[joy]: Welcome to wecetaclu radio
Polard[normal]: why are we here watching tv at the set?
Tia[sad,l]: shutup, i've got a good idea here
SANTA[YEAH!,r]: YEAH!!!!! IM SOOOOO HAPPY
Tia[nervous]: okay, just let's wait for the commercial break, the boom operator looks mad
sys(clearscreen)
Battlefield[Roar]: ROOOOAR!!
lia[mad]: EEK!
sys(clearscreen)
reportd00d[interrogative]: Why must I always be so golden?
Wildra[shy]: I think we should stick to the matter, east of the dinner party, crowds are gathering around this 
Wildra[concern,r]: let's all just move out of the way here and present 
sys(showitem:Squidphone)
reportd00d[vampfeed,l]:  It just makes me want to drink blood looking at this wonderful device
Wildra[happy,r]: just think of all the missed calls you'll love to miss using this device. I've dropped mine in the mailbox 20 times now
reportd00d[swoggy,l]: This is news?
Damian[blueshark]: have you seen my shark?
sys(hideitem)
sys(clearscreen)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
lia[happy]: Well that was a good report, what's the plan Tia?
Tia[happy,r]: I was thinking of getting closer and asking to use some of the equipment.
GROG[sedated,l]: Can't we go to the bar first?
Polard[shocked]: again?
Tia[sad,l]: not a bad idea! Let's go!

--7
---barmore:morebar
-jazzy1

sys(clearscreen)
GROG[normal]: AH YES, GROG FOR GROG
lia[mad]: MOVE OVER
GROG[sedated,l]: sorry
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: I am sooooo sad
GROG[embarassed,l]: Because you can't talk in RED either?
SANTA[AWWMAN,r]: no, because someone took my R so I can't be santar anymore.
sys(clearscreen)
Grolby[CHILLIN]: EAT THE PIE IT'S IN THE MAGNIFYING GLASS
sys(showitem:bubbles)
Barkeep[shock,l]: Hey get those bubbles away from my bar Young commoner of the common commotion minions!
Grolby[CHILLIN,r]: eep!
sys(hideitem)
sys(clearscreen)
Barkeep[content]: So how may I serve thee fine locale today?
sys(clearscreen)
GROG[sedated,l]: Bargly, on the stones, save me the rones
Tia[joy,l]: Goblet of Diversion, extra cute paper umbrella things
Polard[formalconcerned,r]: Fireball rye on mai tai.
SANTA[TALKIN,r]: Obviously some doggy milk, my favorite.
Barkeep[shock]: Doggy milk?
SANTA[YEAH!,l]:YEAH! DOGGY MILK
sys(showitem:dOGGYmILK)
Everyone marvels at the label. It's so discreet, so petite
so aware of its surrounds
never discovered its foundings.
It's the type of warm and/or cold milk
that everyone wants to get!
sys(hideitem)
Barkeep[hmm]: Your cvhose was wonderful Santa. I think it's good
lia[normal,l]: CHISTMAS
Battlefield[Roar,r]: CHIRSTAMAS
Polard[formalconcerned,l]: CHRINAESTMAS
Polard[shocked.l]: CHRIEDSTMAS
Polard[formalthinking]: CJROSISTMAS
SANTA[AWWMAN.r]: CHTRIASTMAS
rooshroosh[sad]: CHRISASTRMAS
SANTA[borkenharted,r]: CHRISMTAS
Polard[concerned,l]: CHRIESTAMAS

--8
---kitchen:cookit

sys(clearscreen)
fyiosdhgoehsghes
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tijg
Battlefield[Roar]: ROAE
sys(clearscreen)
it inhibits the habitat
fakes a state rat
converts mp3 to flac
to get a stack of sleep on your back

--9
---balltree:treedawn
-mysteryvillage

reportd00d[sullen]: it incinerates time
of a monkey on a vine
things don't persist just for the sake to exist
we're all just implicated in this wrist
forming it into a fist when we get pissed
but we have to formulate our list if you get the gist
explode into the mist to revisit the ubiquitous  inquisition
taking time off
just to spite moss
to tie floss
and rye toss into oblivioin
jumping in the water like an amphibian
taking the time to jump on a camel's mump for transportation
cuz it takes no abbreviation
sometimes though you have to feed it
it likes tv dinners and i like to eat it


--10
---balltree:treemystical

Firegrin[happy]: it takes it out again
Points to a generation's end
takes a torch and leaves it on the porch
but instead of fireys ablaze it never ceases to amaze
it comes to life, for firegrin is an unobtainable firefight
Firegrin[happier]: 
it could never be happier
it livest to inspire a better year
it gives your wrench a hope that it loves to unwind sockets
that you don't know where to put so you put in your pockets
and you sit down in later and it hurts like butt rockets
opening them up in your mind rekindling memories like in a locket.
make sure you lock it up
stock em up because it's time to really clock the mop
stop the drop
because flopping the mop could lead you 
Cargit[suave]: beep
Cargit[hairs]: BEEP!!!
Ghetto[mad,l]: shutup, i'm busy wrapping up the story
Grimoire[grinnin,r]: not bad so far
Ghetto[nervous]: thanks
Cargit[love,l]: beep
Ghetto[laugh]: git
sys(clearscreen)

--11
---a:coatrarck

we find those coat racks to obtain sentience,
more than we find in everyday ambience
living the days of sadness
we have to hold dear and express
the emperors and empresses
for they are you and i
but they do not have the rye
that wouldn't be sly
wearing a tie dye suit to a business meeting
is like having cash in the bank and making a greeting
Biggens[STORY]: 
Biggens[ROARY]: 
reportd00d[swoggy]: 
and giving a fan into a cpu
is like the true gift of chistmas
Jargiss[thought]: 
sipping a luke warm beverage on a sullen night without fright
is another way to bring out the light with a kick and a bite
Polard[formalconcerned]: 
Firegrin[happier]: 
being happier could never be more clear
giving thanks without feer
taking thanks for all the beer
will make everyone give you a leer
and lenses, fences and chances
take those first before investing in romances
a flower is more important than breaking its stem
and a knife is more rewarding than a tv dinner shrine
sys(clearscreen)

--12
---ohmy:gooosh
-fighttheme

sys(showitem:swoosh)
sys(showitem:bam)
sys(showitem:swoosh)
sys(showitem:bam)
sys(showitem:swoosh)
sys(showitem:bam)
the fight carries on.. we take it every day and manage
living hte days on like a savage
drinking up all the porridge
before the day breaks and is orange
living in the citation and abbreviation.
a usb stick in your hand to this battle
lifelines we rattle
and stab in the scaffold
duct tape makes you baffled
sys(clearscreen)
but let's stop and eat first 

--13
---system:transparent

Cargit[suave]: 
Firegrin[happy,r]: 
Barkeep[happy,l]: 
Damian[sooohappy]: 
Jack[shyreg,l]: 
Jack[shyreg,r]: 
THEY ALL EAT AND STUFF OKAY?
sys(showitem:Arch Deluxe)
SANTA[LOVE]: IT'S SO GOOD
SANTA[LOVE,l]: TOO BAD IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE
SANTA[LOVE,r]: TIME TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AGAIN
SANTA[LOVE]: MERRY CHISTMAS

--14
---space:ship
-bachxmas

sys(clearscreen)
They can't accept that it's all gone and time is running out
They all sure wish people were more deep and spiritual like the Russians
So instead of having till January 7th to celebrate Christmas
They run out so they go back in time. Plus they really liked that Arch deluxe sammitch.
sys(showitem:MAGICALWATERBOTTLE)
WE END THIS ADVENTURE WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER THAT INSPIRES LIKE NO OTHER
There may be more, this may blossom like an advent calendar
or whither like an adverse salamander
your boats need moats to timetravel in, but we're fed up,
defeated, baleeted, and seated.
looking for the next adventure, or appending to this one
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CHISTMAS SUPER SAYAN