#!/usr/bin/python

import random
import time

firstPart = ["Slick","pnkx","urDaMan","hawt","cokeFan","w00t"]
secondPart = ["_MaStAh","xXxxX","_darkness","B00bies","_off"]
thirdPart = ["tehleet","95","carcs"]

stuff = [" lol"," fail"," epic"," rtard"," HAHAHA LOL"," ^^"," >.>"," lmao"," rotflmao"," rofl", " thats ironic"]
action = [" sexx"," go fishing"," eat dogs", " play MW2 you fag", " punch fags like you", " fsck your mom"]

if random.randint(0,1) == 0:
	nickName = random.choice(firstPart) + random.choice(secondPart)
else:
	nickName = random.choice(firstPart) + random.choice(secondPart) + random.choice(thirdPart)

nickName = nickName + ": "

exiting = False
crab = False


userName = raw_input('Enter your name: ')

if userName.lower() == "deceasedcrab":
	crab = True

print ""
print nickName[:-2] + "has connected."

while not exiting:
	chatline = raw_input(userName + ": ").strip()
	time.sleep(0.4 + random.uniform(-0.2,0.2))

	if crab and random.randint(0,5) == 3:
		print nickName + "you should make an LP of IWBTG"
		continue

	if chatline == "exit" or chatline == "quit":
		print "You have disconnected."
		break

	if chatline.lower().find("are you ") is 0:
		print nickName + "no u r " + chatline[8:] + random.choice(stuff)
		continue

	elif chatline.lower().find("what is ") is 0:
		print nickName + "wat? you dont know what " + chatline[8:] + " is?"+random.choice(stuff)+random.choice(stuff)
		continue

	elif chatline.lower().find("let's ") is 0 or chatline.lower().find("lets ") is 0 or chatline.lower().find("can we") is 0:
		print nickName + random.choice(stuff)+" no i want to" + random.choice(action) + " dick"
		continue
	
	elif chatline.lower().find("fuck you") is 0 or chatline.lower().find("fuck u") is 0 or chatline.lower().find("fu") is 0:
		print nickName + "yeah well fcuk you 2 fagot bye"
		print nickName[:-2] + " has disconnected."
		break

	elif chatline.lower().find("who are you") is 0 or chatline.lower().find("who r u") is 0:
		print nickName + "i am the mothrfcking master f teh univrs bitach!"
		print nickName + "biatch*"

	else:
		print nickName + random.choice(stuff)
		continue