A sandal was abandoned on the beach. [[Subvert|beach on sandal]] [[Pick up]]The abandoned sandal turns into a crab and jumps onto your face. It pulls at your eye until it pops out, flying into the ocean. Blood gushes all over the sand. [[Subvert|Bugs]] [[Scream]]A beach was abandoned on a sandal. [[Subvert|start]] [[Vomit]]You vomit out two twins. They are perfectly formed, but they are clearly stillborn. [[Subvert|Twins]] [[Bury them]]You are in a massive fighting arena, with thousands of rabid spectators. You are faced by a pair of giant twins. One of them takes your feet, and the other takes your head. Your legs separate from your torso. You are like a plaything of the giants. [[Subvert|Playing dolls]] [[Pray that all your problems can be solved instantly|FSM]]You cry over the loss of your children, though you didn't even know you bore them. You may never have the chance to truly love another human being ever again. [["Why did this have to happen to me?!"|FSM]]You are playing with dolls in your bedroom. You hear a noise from outside, and wrap your arms around yourself, and call "Mom?" [[Wait|FSM]]The Flying Spaghetti Monster answers you. All time stops as he glides toward you, stretching out his noodly appendage. He inserts it in your butt, and it smoothly travels through your whole digestive canal, and then exits through your mouth, standing still upon its exit. You feel true happiness for the first time in your life, the Savior has accept you as one of his own. [[Come full circle.|start]]You are holding a slowly squirming slug between your thumb and forefinger. You delicately pull one of its eyestalks off; it pops off with a squelch. Suddenly, you feel compelled to say [["What would God think of such an act?"|FSM]]You scream in pain and fear. Your scream causes a nuclear explosion, which you are unscathed by, but your eye that fell into the sea suddenly mutates into a giant eyeball monster. Your one eye gazes upon its brother. [[Subvert|Lighthouse]] [[Try to stop the monster]]You stand in the lantern room at the top of the lighthouse on a tiny rocky island that seems to sag below the lighthouse's weight. The sun shines with a gracious light upon you. You have a sudden overwhelming feeling that maybe, just maybe, your life up to this point has not been a complete waste. A momentary euphoria engulfs you. [["I feel pretty good right now, right?|FSM]]You pick up a rock, and throw it directly into the monster's pupil. It lands directly in the middle, and the eye monster pops like a balloon, but without the loud bang that you'd expect, just complete silence. You [[scream|FSM]] now, but this is not the horrified wail of before, this is a triumphant cry of defeating the demon within your soul.