Games made for by

Portcullis

thesycophant — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:48:57 +0000

Push the X button over and over to simulate tugging on the rope that operates the portcullis. Let in your countrymen! Don't go too fast or you'll lose stamina. Don't let it hold too long in one place, or it'll fall! And if you don't have enough stamina, you won't be able to catch it!

~~(This game is kind of broken, and I can't figure out how to fix the bug: If you jam on X forever, the portcullis will stay up, and it's not supposed to do that. Honor system?)~~

After an hour away, the problem occurred to me and I fixed it. Is this cheating? Kind of! But it's kind of actually a playable game now.

(Legacy broken version included.)

Droid Didn't Do It!

Danni — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:56:55 +0000

As some of you are probably aware, it is now legal to jailbreak your iPhone. This is really good news, because it means that it opens up the market for others who don't want to go through Apple's inane App Store approval process. But Apple's response filled me with rage, so I made this game.

Press Shift a bunch to start the game. Hold Shift to accelerate your droid, and then hold Shift after that to decelerate, then hold Shift to accelerate again, and etc. Your droid will turn clockwise when you are not holding Shift. The objective is to ram into Steve Jobs without hitting the walls or any App Store restrictions.

Soundtrack from mock2.wad.

Oh, this is also my second trainwreck made in Linux, this time using MMF2, so Windows and Linux users alike can enjoy (without having to change process affinity)!

Phoenix Jon: Arbuckle Attorney

Zecks — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:54:02 +0000

i hope you'll experience at least a fraction of the fun i had chuckling to the original idea and halfassing it

even the title of the game is a spoiler

Tool-Assisted Tool-Assisted Speedrun

qrleon — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:27:54 +0000

UAAH!?

TrailblaZer

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:28:44 +0000

"Snake plus Ikaruga, minus Buddhism, divided by Virtual Silence, logical-shifted left by Missile Command. Q E fricking D."

"I gave it three stars the instant I saw its name [...] a name which is awesome enough to pull a two-star game upward, but lamebutted enough to drag a four-star game downward."

TrailblaZer is here! Collect the debris that matches your colour to make a shockwave combo that knocks out adjacent debris.

Press any key to turn left and change to the next colour in the RGB sequence. Note that you have 3 colours but 4 directions, so earning points won't be all that easy!

Stork Ride

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:24:17 +0000

Keep the child safe and sound.
Avoid obstacles and enemies.
Sand is safe.

CONTROLS:
Any key - lower or raise baby.

SCORING:
Each second - 1 point
Mango (checkpoint) - 50 points
Kiwifruit (bonus) - 100 points
Collision - lose 100 points