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Rapture? I Hardly Know Her!

ExciteMike — Sun, 22 May 2011 05:26:29 +0000

Yet another snakey avoidey game from me. Came out playing rather differently from the others, and is pretty fun, I think.

No intentional religious metaphors, but such things are easy to find anyway if you look.

Game rules:

arrow keys to steer
touch the angry-looking guys and you lose
earn points by being near the bluish and greenish guys
they go faster once they've been near you
like-color guys bounce off each other
different-colored guys will annihilate each other if they touch
game speeds up over time
the higher your score, the faster guys spawn
herd them around, trying to keep lots of them alive and stay near them so you get points faster!

The various versions:

Jesus H. Christ's Eleventeenth Coming

Noyb — Sun, 22 May 2011 03:22:37 +0000

Multiplatform Ren'Py.

Apologies to Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Rapture Raptor

Blueberry Soft — Sun, 22 May 2011 02:25:24 +0000

You are a raptor, sent to Earth to save as many souls as possible. Do that.

(Newgrounds version link added)

(Internet Archive version availible now)

SPACE MARINE GROCERY SHOPPING

dessgeega — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:29:49 +0000

you're a space marine! your enormous bulk and tank controls are a boon when fighting space monsters, but it sure gets in the way when you're trying to shop for groceries! pick up a carton of eggs, but try not to rack up your bill too high in the process!

The Xth Coming of Jesus

Syniphas — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:23:13 +0000

Jesus is coming! For the Xth time! And he needs YOUR help!

Are you a good dude enough to help Jesus clean the world from baddies?

Shoot with mouse, that's all.

Jesus: The 73rd Coming: Nobody is Left

sergiocornaga — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:16:05 +0000

I was really badly ill today, but I managed to make this in about an hour against all medical advice.

The 21st Coming of Jesus: Judgment Day to the Maximum

Zecks — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:08:39 +0000

The world is ending, just like predicted. The world is becoming a living hell, meteorites are falling like there's no tomorrow. Jesus has been dispatched to hold off the final hour for as long as possible, BY MASHING THE X BUTTON AS FAST AS HE JESUSELY CAN AND JUMPING BLINDLY IN FRONT OF THE METEORS.

It's a quite boring game on the whole, but the intro rules.

The Eighth Coming of Jesus: Rapture the Musical

SirNiko — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:08:11 +0000

Help Jesus succeed in his rapture! Evade the sins of Wrath, Greed, Lust and Gluttony and go for the high score!!

Space to start, use the arrows to move. Avoid the sins for as long as possible to get the highest score!!!

My current best is 70,600 but you can do way better I know!

Music is Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by the Beatles
Midi sequenced by David Barnes ( http://davidbmidi.home.mchsi.com/ )
Game by SirNiko

Based on The Bible, by God

The 4th Coming of Jesus: the game

Hempuli — Sun, 22 May 2011 00:36:26 +0000

Ok, jesus is coming for the fourth time! Play and see if he succeeds!

Not quite a game but hey, I'm happy with it. There's a surprise twist ending, too!

Renardes

Sat, 21 May 2011 18:12:06 +0000

"Get out of the room, alien-zorching meatheads, because you'll need your noggins to bust this conundrum [...] Four mice out of five!"

"I didn't know it was possible [...] for a person to die of confusion, until I watched my brother succumb to this atrocious game."

"Never before has a puzzle game actually been ABOUT puzzle games, you know?"

Renardes is here! Unfortunately, most of its instructions were lost in the depths of space from which this fiendish and completely original puzzle came.

Use the arrow keys to move the double-square frame, and Z or Space to change the covered tiles in a red-yellow-green cycle.

Music by Andreas Bilke, via Mod Archive's "random" button.

Nipples Vs Clothespegs

Sat, 21 May 2011 15:25:50 +0000

As you might tell from the name, this is a new minimalist kind of tower defense app. You have a single set of unique turrets which can only be placed at three locations. Click, drag and drop to move your turrets at will. Dropping it onto another turret will make them swap places. While carrying a turret, it will fire at just one third its normal rate.

Each turret is best at dealing with a specific enemy type. Place and move them with a keen eye and a swift hand to protect those nips!

EXTRA CHALLENGE: invent a plot for this thing and post it in the comments. May the best person win.

Pelle At Sea!

Spygalla — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:53:12 +0000

YOU MUST SURVIVE AS PELLE JOHNSON, WHO IS LOST AT SEA!