Games made for by

DoomGuy without a cause

Smedis2 — Thu, 18 Jul 2013 17:16:50 +0000

where have the weapons gone
where have the demons gone
where have the maps gone
where has my life gone

Terror Cave

sylvie — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:33:56 +0000

Weather's Admitted Spring

Danni — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:34:51 +0000

Admit springs but not other things. Controls: Spacebar

Based on a song by my old junior high school teacher.

I don't have time to package this nicely so download LOVE and run the .love file.

uhhhh

SpindleyQ — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:58:50 +0000

so I spent the first hour of Klik of the Month Klub looking at weird VRML worlds in DigitalSpace Traveler

then I fucked around making cubes in unity

mission accomplished?

(arrow keys to move. you win when you have derived the maximum amount of joy from aimlessly gliding among the cubes.)

Space Jogger

Smedis2 — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:31:40 +0000

The return to my old style.

Hope you enjoy.

Twine RPG dot HTML

hellojed — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:18:24 +0000

One day I'm like "could I make an RPG using twine and some Unicode square charachters to make an overworld? and what if it were like "The Walking Dead? but terrible?" And that's what this is

Ultimate Smash Bros: Klik "N" Play Edition

tininsteelian — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:14:03 +0000

This is a two player game. The skater is controlled with the arrow keys. The golfer is controlled with the mouse. The first person to fall off the space shuttle or reach 100 percent damage loses.

Crate Wars

FlaviusMaximus — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:57:01 +0000

just found this game lying around, and i noticed that i didn't upload this one! so here it is.

ARE YOU PREPARED TO DESTROY YOUR KEYBOARD!
Prepare to look like a freak while playing this game, because the button-mashing was pushed to its limit! mash X and C to throw crates! Press Z to jump! fight 5 enemies!

pinworms

kirkjerk — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:50:06 +0000

a lame non-game toy that just didn't come out very well. draw with the mouse.

any key resets

Traffic Chaos

FlaviusMaximus — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:30:29 +0000

Traffic is bad! destroy all traffic!!!!

Hold "up" to accelerate, bash into the truck to make it bash other cars! cause chaos! destroy mankind! NONSTOP ACTION!!!! ITSHOP.MID!!!!!!

Including 32-bit version!

Nice Ass, Baby!

avery — Tue, 28 May 2013 12:24:23 +0000

Released in 2013 to wide disgust from future me.

CW: Epilepsy, very fast moving objects that obscure your vision.

Fun facts about Nice Ass, Baby!:

- It's not a good video game.
- In fact it's the only one of my games that can be classed as true kusoge.
- The name is taken from a GTA: Vice City cutscene.
- It's paritally broken and I can't fix it.
- It did have a bonus archive that came with the game but I removed it due to foolishly including stuff that I didn't even own.
- If the archive still existed, the password would have been "corruptionofchampions". Yes, this game references items from an R-18 flash game.
- Most levels that appear to linger on a static image can be advanced via left clicking.
- The way "zetazs map" is a single image that flashes text on screne before changing is a nod to Vidiot Game by GZStorm.
- On "gro plus", click any jack in the box. Soon as you collect enough points (about 50000), it'll turn into a big negative number. If you go over 10k, press F2 and restart.
- On "reducto", its hard to see but in the bottom left corner it says "press z". Do that.
- On "numb rocks", the acceleration is intentionally slower than molasses. Press and hold a direction, you'll eventually keep moving. I'd advise against stopping before changing direction unless you want to be there all day.
- On "whisker fruit", you have to have extreme patience and motor control. Mute the audio so you can concentrate. Gently press the up key to start moving, but dont hit it too hard or you'll zoom into a wall and will have to start over. Press down if you need to stop. The walls and ceilings without anything on them will stop you as well. You need to collect the weird eyeball on the top left to continue into the right hand part of the screen. Collide with the bubbles to finish the level.

2018 Extra Notes: Interestingly, this is one of my games that I went back and replayed last year, which is when the stuff above was added. So I don't have anything more to add. This game isn't very good at all haha.

BIRTHDAY BISH

avery — Tue, 28 May 2013 12:12:08 +0000

embarressing yet amusing twine memoir detailing the day celebrating my birth for the 18th time in an over dramatic and silly fashion

sure why not

2018 Extra Notes: Oh boy here we go. So, I believe I was going to make a second version of this game which was less silly and more accurate to the whole event, hence the (1) in the title when you play it etc. Either that or it was to be the other way round...not sure, can't remember. But anyway, that never happened, in true "linhat" fashion. But yeah this is a fairly exaggerated and excited recount of my 18th birthday which, amongst other things, include side notes about certain terms used and also a handy tip on how to correctly spread Marmite onto buttered toast. It's a laugh, innit?