Games made for by Zecks

Stalin Vs. Hitler

Zecks — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 01:40:40 +0000

It is time of 2nd World War...

Think for a second... if all you were told was a lie. That the events of hitsory have been manipulated
to make you feel safer in your mind. This is a game based on the TRUE events, discovered just days ago.
The truth of what happened to HitLer! Contrary to belief, HitLer did not suicide!
It was actually a team of elite mercenaries, hired by the russian leader, Joseph Stalin, as a last resort
in the middle of the chaos when he was distracted. Had he not been killed, he actually had far darker plans than
anyone had ever imagined.

Luckily for us, they succeeded. And survived.
This is a game based on true events, Zecks games inc has worked together with those
honorable veterans who have been kept silent until now.

Get ready, this is what war truly feels like.

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I wanted to have a weirder/more cinematic ending but eh.

It's one of my better klikwrecks but I'm pretty sure that my golden age is about over already.
I still have ideas for more but I'll try to participate only when I feel like from now on.

Post Apocalyptic Beautiful Experience IV: Forest S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Monkey Bananas

Zecks — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:55:27 +0000

KNP import didn't like green.

I'm also not responsible for any impossible scenarios.

Fishing

Zecks — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:22:19 +0000

How abouta nice game ofFishing®?

Beautiful Experience III: Desert Experience

Zecks — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:26:43 +0000

you know what they say,

when in doubt, sequel. unless it's the fifth mozart

for imaginary bonus points pretend that the sand formations make a 'path' you have to walk on

I Love Mozart 5: Mozart Thru Time

Zecks — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 18:44:24 +0000

The lesson we learned here again:

When I give up on something, after a while I'll come back and do it even better.

There's no non canons here anymore. This shit has been finished and damn hell yeah ass right I'll move on. To much better stuff.

Stack The Cups: Cupstackers in China

Zecks — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 13:53:51 +0000

it's not apparent from this game

but i'm in a really bad trainwreckmood right now

i hope i can do something else

sbahj in: sweet bro and hella jeff: the sbahj game

Zecks — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 02:16:58 +0000

hooly SHIT, wear a GAME????????????

.................is it GOOD

or.......................
........
.
..
........
.bad................

too find out watch thing is true

play the game?

soundtrack courtesy of the Hella Sweet Album

Mozart'sWorld 4: 4heroesoflight

Zecks — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:11:27 +0000

With this I've pushed all the "plot" out of the way and I swear to god I'll just go balls to the walls on 5. Stay tuned.

Mozart Go Intranet III: Hell no Nazo

Zecks — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:03:05 +0000

while i was making this my mood kept constantly jumping between everything being fucking hilarious or depressing

i hope this one's good

Mozart no Internet 2: Doukutsu Monogatari

Zecks — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 11:39:12 +0000

new infomation awaits in new infomation journey of finding the infomation

couldn't finish at klik time for multiple reasons.

i think my brain doesn't want me to seriously use imagination for these small time joke games anymore, so expect a lot of klik sequels in future kotms because it seems that my brain still left that route open.

Very mans hat adventure

Zecks — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 10:16:44 +0000

This isn't for any event (except in the past). I was browsing around and remembered that I made 2 games here before the site got the actual game submitting form and game lists. Might as well add them now.

you are a very man and you are going to your favorite restaurant
the thing is, you have to be wearing a fancy hat to get in!

theres been a word lately that theres hat bandits in the highways and
you have to go just through those ways to get there!
whack those pesky hat robbers into oblivion and go eat your hat food!!

(the only way to beat the game is to rapidly mash the punch button to fend the bandits off. 90% of the time it will glitch though and you're better off trying to [bad metaphor] a [bad metaphor] than beating this thing)

Smurf in a forest

Zecks — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 10:09:38 +0000

its an art game about walking through a forest and its consequences

Mozart goes to internet

Zecks — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 01:06:24 +0000

despite what dangers might await, we must welcome this new age of infomation.

let's go explore

EPICMAN SAVES THE WORLD

Zecks — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 22:11:41 +0000

Releasing this now because I'll be making a 2hour'er for the actual event.

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i dunno

i can't bother to make the original vision i had

the setup is still there, just that the gameplay's a mess. (you actually fight in only 2 of the eight levels (and even then like quarterassedly), the rest are autoscroller/survival, "bullet hell "shmup"", "cutscene" and a platformer glitchfest)

doesn't still hurt to check it out i guess.

Beautiful Experience Harder: Beautiful Glacier Experience

Zecks — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 01:09:18 +0000

I've been feeling really down lately.

At least I finally got a new PS3.

The 21st Coming of Jesus: Judgment Day to the Maximum

Zecks — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:08:39 +0000

The world is ending, just like predicted. The world is becoming a living hell, meteorites are falling like there's no tomorrow. Jesus has been dispatched to hold off the final hour for as long as possible, BY MASHING THE X BUTTON AS FAST AS HE JESUSELY CAN AND JUMPING BLINDLY IN FRONT OF THE METEORS.

It's a quite boring game on the whole, but the intro rules.

beautiful underwater experience

Zecks — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 00:26:16 +0000

my ps3 crapped out earlier today

i am not happy

Yie-Ar Klik Fu 3: ElEkTrIk KuNgAlOo

Zecks — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:20:10 +0000

BALLS TO THE WALLS

FEATURING:
-Twenty-one action filled battles!
-A thunderous midi soundtrack!
-A honest to god SHITTY brainfart impro dialogue because I only assed to write a small part of it.
-You making disgruntled facial expressions at the aforementioned dialogue!
-Fun times!
-Hope that it becomes funnier over time like all of my joke shit.

After nearly six months of on-and-ridiculously-off development,
I've finally finished something I didn't think I would.

It was all supposed to go down with that last joke game,
but it turns out that I still needed to be taught a lesson.
Get out there and finish the fight!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!!

This was supposed to push the limits of KNP to the maximum with absolutely ludicrous
battle mechanics, unlike Kung Fu 2, which was pretty much about dodging flying shit
and mashing the attack button. I tried to go there, but neither of us couldn't handle it.
Instead what I have now is practically the same with more shit.
And the fucking thing still rules.

What are you waiting for?!

Overall, I learned some:
Patience
Mental Shenanigans
Drawing Consistency, so it's not really all a waste no matter what.

Crazy Old Dudes: White Ops

Zecks — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 00:58:24 +0000

finnish dudes were kinda amazing back in the WWII times.

and god knows why i got this idea.

THE BlockGame 20 Million

Zecks — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 01:14:45 +0000

there are sometimes where the games slogan tells everything

so is this time: because 20 million is better than one

get out there and cause maximum carnage!

Astro Runner II: Galactic Olympics

Zecks — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 17:42:16 +0000

EDIT: the version here was actually impossible. only after getting a new comp and replaying all my games i found that out. thankfully it seems no one played that one ever because even after testing this new version i can say only one thing: jesus christ my arms

I hope you've been training on your space mashing skills all these years, because you have just come across to the ultimate test.

This is it.

Punch Out Boxing: The Ultimate Non-Disambiguated Simulator Challenge

Zecks — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 01:04:15 +0000

now heres a game thats pointless unless you were on the chat when shit went down

gonna ball a sequel to an oldie to compensate

Pizza!

Zecks — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 01:19:23 +0000

Pizza?

Pizza!!!

Atlantis no Nazo no Murasamejou

Zecks — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 01:51:04 +0000

A man finds a treasure map which lead him to the middle of the sea.
He takes the dive down to an underwater wonderland.

Use down, left and right arrow keys to swim around and avoid the deadly shark fishes and jellyfishes.

You'll also need to keep an eye on your lung pressure, do not let it go too much over 100, or you gonna be sleeping with the treasure. To do this you'll need to chill out in the shallower water first (not that you aren't pretty much forced to because I got carried away with the rng again.)

Also about Kung Fu 3 which I've been endlessly blabbering about:

I'm gonna try and give myself a kick in the butt (I've barely made enough progress that counts this far), and put up a dev diary for it sometime next week in hopes that I will actually someday work towards finishing it instead of working in random twenty minute farts couple times a week.
I'll also drop lots of other shit in there from time to time, like an updated version of the second one for starters, followed by some of my non-GTW-wrecks from past years and maybe a bit more "history" so you dudes understand what's going on (I never introduced myself :( ).

Rise of the Triad

Zecks — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 18:00:13 +0000

I stumbled around my midi folder looking for inspiration and pooped this one out faster than a speeding bullet.

Play the games before the triad rises.

Shift jumps.
Control shoots.
Space runs.

Pretentious

Zecks — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 01:08:35 +0000

its a game. maybe.
you might play it or you might not.
witness as zecks games in'cs hits the "art game scene" like an atomic bomb into hiroshima

the supposed gimmick joke itself is unfunny just try and enjoy another one of mine gameses

Wizzard.torrent

Zecks — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 22:19:46 +0000

so i already told you how at first i tried something that didn't really work like a demo, but was supposed to be awesome and failed miserably

i decided to do something still with what little motivation i had left (which doesn't abide by any 'demo rules' at all anymore, blah)

the first 9 or so were actually somewhat cool but i ran out of ideas immediately thereafter and took the joke route further
also the reverse doesn't really reverse at all but creates more random shit

Babies that have Rabies

Zecks — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 17:49:30 +0000

In 201X, a terrible epidemic hits the world, you are the ones save from it... can you make earth a place to live again?

This is how it goes in zecks games incs newest masterpiece, babiesthathaverabies (bthr), jou are cyperpolice john connor and the only who who can put stop to this mess. you use control and shit tho shoot and aim your remote control tourette. if you can make it you are a true saveior.

Note: sometimes the babies are so dumb that they run staight to their death at the beginning of the level. its particularly hilarious when it happens in the final boss.

Also, the sky level crashes a lot for some reason. sorry for that.

EDIT: Updated with a hopefully less crash prone version. It's also a bit "harder" in the first few levels.

Phoenix Jon: Arbuckle Attorney

Zecks — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:54:02 +0000

i hope you'll experience at least a fraction of the fun i had chuckling to the original idea and halfassing it

even the title of the game is a spoiler

A Man, a tree.

Zecks — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:20:03 +0000

you are out for a walk in the park...
but whats your goal?

jump with shift, bananas are not allowed