Games made for by dessgeega

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dessgeega — Wed, 10 Jul 2013 06:20:34 +0000

a zzt game

or lyon
http://zzt.org/fora/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=3320&p=66144#p66144

do your nails in the dark

dessgeega — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 06:46:32 +0000

in this thrilling sequel to put on your make-up in the dark, you are challenged to paint your finger and toe nails - in the dark! features ten dazzling colors and an automatic screenshot function - your most recent creation will automatically be saved as MOST_RECENT_DISASTER.PNG.

FORBIDDEN BACKSPACE

dessgeega — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:33:46 +0000

a sequel to FORBIDDEN SPACE, possibly more interesting than the original. in this exciting second chapter of the two-part trilogy, you have been exiled FROM your home planet. instead of avoiding the spacebar, you must eschew the BACKSPACE KEY.

as with the first game, it'll run in a small window which you should tuck off to the side of your screen (DON'T minimize it!) and go about your normal business. just DON'T hit that backspace key!

FORBIDDEN SPACE

dessgeega — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 02:26:22 +0000

HU-MANS! AS CONDITION OF YOUR SPECIES' SURRENDER YOU HAVE BEEN IMPRISONED ON YOUR HOME PLANET. SPACE IS FORBIDDEN.

this game runs in a small window. slide it into the corner of your screen (DON'T minimize it!) and use your computer normally. BUT! press the spacebar even once, and your species is doomed!

ESCAPE THE LESBIAN GAZE

dessgeega — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 01:47:19 +0000

you put on your nightie for bed, but getting there without all these lesbians objectifying you is going to be hard! can you escape...THE LESBIAN GAZE?

put on your make-up in the dark

dessgeega — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 00:44:10 +0000

INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS

HINT: the F9 key saves screenshots!

CREATURE RACING!

dessgeega — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:54:58 +0000

it's time for some creature racing! which creature will cross the finish line first?

this is a four-player game with one button! press the spacebar to make the highlighted creature move! the highlight moves every few seconds!

IT IS RECOMMENDED TO RUN THIS GAME ON A TOUGH BUTTON LIKE A POP'N MUSIC PAD OR SOMETHING

AUTHOR NOT LIABLE FOR KEYBOARD FROTTAGE

CLIMB SKULL MOUNTAIN

dessgeega — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:49:57 +0000

THE TIME HAS COME TO CLIMB SKULL MOUNTAIN. BUT DARE YOU??

sound effects: http://www.freesound.org/people/HerbertBoland/sounds/29690/ and thriller

REALISTIC FEMALE FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER

dessgeega — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:12:13 +0000

at last, a first-person shooter that portrays women characters REALISTICALLY!
this game was designed by men's rights forum "men going their own way" poster xtc. i just implemented his vision.
featuring the voice of my favorite dumb bitch.

shoot game legacy

dessgeega — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 02:41:02 +0000

a two-player game THAT REMEMBERS.

player one uses WASD to move and SHIFT to shoot.
player two uses ARROW KEYS to move and SPACE to shoot.
shoot the other player to win!

shoot when there's a bullet on the screen to turn your first bullet to a yellow wall.
shoot a yellow wall to turn it to a purple thing.
shoot a purple thing to turn it to mulch.

next game, purple things turn to yellow walls and walls turn to purple things or something! i don't remember exactly.

PERSISTANT GAME!

police bear

dessgeega — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:47:52 +0000

in this story adventure, join OFFICER CUBBY in learning about the dynamics at the heart of the recent confrontations between protesters and police that have been going on all over america, if not the entire globe!

An Obvious Cry for Attention

dessgeega — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:17:31 +0000

a follow-up to my first dirty sext adventure, encyclopedia fuckme and the case of the vanishing entree, currently entered in the 2012 igf competition. co-authored by the escapist's forum posters.

fountain

dessgeega — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:43:30 +0000

a game for the igf.

GAUNTLET 4

dessgeega — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:40:22 +0000

OH NO! an evil wizard has ENSORCLED you and your three friends! now all four of you move as a single unit! can you and your friends work together to get through this dastardly GAUNTLET?

CONTROLS:
player 1: Q
player 2: Z
player 3: M
player 4: U
press SPACE to make all characters fire!

if you've only got two players, each player controls two characters!

vector's ordrix

dessgeega — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:42:45 +0000

vector the crocodile is tired of all these CHAOTIX constantly interrupting his tunes. in VECTOR'S ORDRIX, run along a perfectly flat landscape and enjoy your favorite song.

LAZER BITCHES

dessgeega — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:07:09 +0000

IT'S LAZER BITCH VERSUS LAZER BITCH.

but beware, lazer bitches have the reflexes of FUCKING JAGUARS. if one of them fires her lazer, so will the other!

RED uses wasd and BLUE uses the arrow keys. SPACEBAR fires both players' weapons.

space marine visits a pet shop

dessgeega — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 02:09:29 +0000

a sequel to the acclaimed SPACE MARINE GROCERY SHOPPING. this time, our hero wishes to adopt a kitten ... from an animal shelter full of spikes! our hulking hero had better be delicate around those kitties and puppies!

SPACE MARINE GROCERY SHOPPING

dessgeega — Sun, 22 May 2011 01:29:49 +0000

you're a space marine! your enormous bulk and tank controls are a boon when fighting space monsters, but it sure gets in the way when you're trying to shop for groceries! pick up a carton of eggs, but try not to rack up your bill too high in the process!

jeepformer

dessgeega — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 01:14:14 +0000

nordic "jeepform" role-playing games are designed to encourage players to violate one another's boundaries, and the boundaries of the game itself, by forcing the players into uncomfortably personal territory. JEEPFORMER is an attempt to bring that dynamic into a klik & play game. as such, you'll need a partner - preferably someone who knows you well. a best friend or sexual partner is ideal!

Have Acid Poured on Your Face in Egypt with Jim Sterling

dessgeega — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 23:00:27 +0000

"there are countries where women have acid dripped on their faces, and you're upset because kung fu panda made fun of your 'body issues.'" in this egyptian adventure, games journalist jim sterling teaches you to become a TRUE FEMINIST!

SILENT GAME

dessgeega — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 01:35:33 +0000

YOU provide the sound effects in this game! when the game prompts you, make the sound -- or read the provided dialogue -- as best you can!

a lumber proposal

dessgeega — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 02:14:29 +0000

your girlfriend is tied to a stake and you've gotta chop down this tree!

AMAZONS

dessgeega — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:00:01 +0000

get shot by amazons. live your dream.

the haunted mouse

dessgeega — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:55:51 +0000

a game about cheating at the pokewalker

http://daphaknee.livejournal.com/857892.html

busy

dessgeega — Sun, 23 May 2010 01:07:57 +0000

i'm tired of this place.

HAVE SEX WITH A POKEMON

dessgeega — Fri, 21 May 2010 00:52:22 +0000

which pokemon will you have sex with?

PIKACHU

dessgeega — Fri, 21 May 2010 00:51:16 +0000

how do you get pikachu on a bus?

MONSTER PARTY

dessgeega — Fri, 21 May 2010 00:50:24 +0000

a game of high strategy.

PACHINKO

dessgeega — Sun, 16 May 2010 01:00:47 +0000

a remake of the magnavox oddysey2 game of pachinko

NOW ON THE WEB: http://www.auntiepixelante.com/pachinko/

a two-player game. first to 1000 points wins.

juni's hotfoot

dessgeega — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 01:11:22 +0000

get to the bottom BUT DON'T GET BURNED