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 <description>&lt;p&gt;stay inside the headroom &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;game number 1000. I win the pirate kart ;)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Trainwreck Pro Tip:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Game making for the champions. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. Go to Deviant Art&lt;br /&gt;
2. Sort submissions by RECENT not popular&lt;br /&gt;
3. Pick the first best things you find or hit F5 like crazy and use those graphics provided to make a game&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5#/d4s87k3&quot;&gt;http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5#/d4s87k3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thowra.deviantart.com/art/Grulla-Breyer-289276760?q=meta%3Aall%20sort%3Atime&amp;amp;qo=3&quot;&gt;http://thowra.deviantart.com/art/Grulla-Breyer-289276760?q=meta%3Aall%20sort%3Atime&amp;amp;qo=3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Dragonballas is a pretty good game&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;After the big success of Where is the Elephant? I give to you the long awaited sequel Where is the invisible Elephant?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;I read this game idea &quot;This might be a terrible idea. But how about a game about making a game in 2 hours for Klik Of The Month?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
This is KIND OF my outcome for this. Like that&#039;s kind of the idea behind it. I&#039;m sorry if you think I have failed and it isn&#039;t really fitting to the provided theme. Please let someone else try to do something with that theme then. Sorry&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also this was supposed to be game #700 but then somone else claimed game #700 and I felt like working AT WORK instead of making trainwrecks&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;blah&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Okay the verdict is in. Now it&#039;s official: I&#039;m insane. I&#039;ve tested this game WITH headphones still you should consider yourself warned: The music is... I don&#039;t even...certainly doesn&#039;t sound like Skyrim but whatever. Every time I whistle the Skyrim theme it ends up sounding like Pirates of the Caribbean anyways so whatever&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;btw this game doesn&#039;t contain arrows nor knees. sorry&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Collect all the dog poop before someone steps into it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The engine is quite shit but I am way too tired and stupid to make it any better. This game is open source so feel free to improve the engine in any possible way.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can open the game with either MMF 2, TGF 2 or the FREE version of TGF 2 Newgrounds Edition which you can download here &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/creator-resources/game-dev-resources/the-games-factory-2&quot;&gt;http://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/creator-resources/game-dev-resources/the-games-factory-2&lt;/a&gt; (if you are using the free edition of TGF 2 I can compile your game to an exe file)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Feuchtgebiete is Charlotte Roche&#039;s debut novel. Partly autobiographical, it was the world&#039;s best-selling novel in March 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
The title, which might be translated as &quot;wetlands&quot; or &quot;damp areas,&quot; here refers to a woman&#039;s genitals.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This game is based on the novel.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s Christmas Time and Sonic&#039;s birthplace Christmas Island is in great danger. Gotta go fast! Kill Dracula before it&#039;s too late.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;The Elephant also known as master of disguise in the world of the animals is hiding from you. Can you spot the whereabouts of this cunning beast? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;edit: w00t game number 99 for the pirate kart&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <title>Donkey Kong 64 000</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Let&#039;s bring it on like Donkey Kong  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A fantasy adventure where you become a valiant monkey, on a quest to rescue your bananas from the clutches of evil. You control the actions of a daring adventurer, finding his way through the jungle which is enchanted with treacherous monsters and obstacles. Lead on, adventurer. Your quest awaits!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Please leave a comment :3&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Rick Perry needs to know the answers to some really important questions. This game is about decisions so you better make the right ones. Only a few little questions make a big difference and you won&#039;t be the same person anymore after you&#039;ve played this game. This game will change your life forever. &lt;br /&gt;
Rick Perry approves of this game! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Original score once again by me while the graphics are made by the Gods of KNP &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtu.be/0PAJNntoRgA&quot;&gt;http://youtu.be/0PAJNntoRgA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Famous fortune cookie novelist and spare time adventurer Jack Derby is lost in a desert. His only way out is a Jetpack. Can you find it and help Jack escape? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;An incredibly frustrating and time consuming trainwreck made for Pirate Kart V. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I hope you enjoy :)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;man VS giraffe&lt;br /&gt;
the question generations have discussed about will finally be answered&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;this game is BEATABLE- seriously&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;probably its too easy now and you guys have fast enough fingers than me but I have added one more second - a FULL second to make it easier because after a while I wasn&#039;t able to beat it myself anymore (i guess because I am just way too tired)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 01:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;18 MB? holy fucking crap. i am terribly sorry for this big ass file size. if i knew how to code flash games this would definitely be smaller but oh well. it isnt worth it at all but feel free downloading it if you dont have anything better to do anyways.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;oh yeh about the game: glasses are attacking the city. the mayor has asked you to get rid of them. thats the whole story. exciting i know.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;dragonballas best on teh fomos anime shows&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Killing Of the Great Pumpkin&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A game by Mark Porter with music by Duncan Fenn.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks to Philip Linde.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yesterday I joined glorioustrainwrecks and made my first game in years- well 5 years to be exact. I have to admit it was quite a lot of fun so I felt like doing something else well just today - with the remaining motivation and spirit. I have to admit this game took longer than 2 hours because my computer would fuck up and a lot of other problems. The graphics just took me like 25 minutes so the rest got wasted in coding.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I still hope you enjoy this title even though it took longer than 2 hours. Sorry but I didn&#039;t want to submit a buggy piece of junk. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;cheers&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mark&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://markp0rter.deviantart.com/&quot;&gt;http://markp0rter.deviantart.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;sonicboom by markp0rter for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com&quot;&gt;http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;help save halloween and kill dracula in this action packed action pack featuring sonic the hedgehog. forget sonic 4 - play sonicboom! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://markp0rter.deviantart.com/&quot;&gt;http://markp0rter.deviantart.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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