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 <title>bluebird</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;You can&#039;t find the bluebird of happiness.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Was trying to mess around in MMF2 trying to revamp some of my older games, saw Flappy Jam, and decided recycle the concept while throwing together a quick title for the jam from scratch to get used to the software (even though I&#039;ve never played Flappy Bird before &amp;gt;_&amp;gt;).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is my first time compiling and uploading a finished product with MMF2, so bear with me and help me out if I did something wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 15 Feb 2014 00:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Reverse Breakout</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Because it&#039;s a terrible, unplayable idea!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Brick Thief</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Bricks in breakout games tend to look valuable, what with all the shininess and gold bricks? It&#039;s almost a crime to break them, so why not commit an actual crime and steal them before they are destroyed? Compete against the computer or a friend to see who can wrack up the most points.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;P1 controls: Mouse controls hand, left click to pick up bricks. Drag bricks off the bottom of the screen without getting hit by the ball or paddle to score.&lt;br /&gt;
P2 controls: Keyboard, cursor keys to control paddle. Break bricks and keep the ball in play.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Chime Crime</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;It is 3102 malovian stornich calendar&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The ringing of bells or Chime Crime has been forbidden at the penalty of death. The reason for this has been lost to the ages.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The notorious immortal ancestral alien protohuman criminal who brought forbidden cosmic knowledge of sauerkraut to all Innocentgoodlyman Gentleman the Third has been fooled into committing the heinous act of Chime Crime in front of the Tribunal of Flowers by his rival and kindergarten teacher Heartbeast Saintslayer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The only way out is for Innocentgoodlyman Gentleman the Third to beat the system. The protostructure will go bankrupt prosecuting you if you commit one million infractions. Ring the bells. Fearlessly strike them again and again to blasphemy the law itself before you bear the weight of your crime instead of letting evidence accrue. But beware. Invoke the mark of the sickle, draw its attention and it shall cut your life short. Let death fall as it may. You have no other hope to survive.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;=======&lt;br /&gt;
Catch bells for points.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You will be penalized for bells that fall off the screen, and ultimately lose a life.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Shoot the bells to increase the point multiplier before you catch them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Don&#039;t get greedy in aquiring points, because shooting the bells too many times will cause them to kill you instead when you catch them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Get one million points to win the game.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cursor keys - move &lt;br /&gt;
Space - shoot&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Mummy Apocalypse 2014</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;It is 2014 and the dead have risen from the grave!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;No, not zombies. Mummies.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(There was an embalming fad in 2013)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately, you prepared for a zombie apocalypse instead so you are completely helpless against the mummy onslaught.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thankfully they are very flammable and friction from moving too quickly will cause the mummies to catch fire and burn to ashes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Survive as long as you can.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 01:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Astrovandalism</title>
 <link>https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/4090</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;ok not actually a shooter but I&#039;m submitting this anyway because I&#039;m late on the ideas I was working on. It has a laser at any rate.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I made this in five minutes exclusively because I wanted to take that screenshot.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Then I went back to add an ending and it took me about half an hour because it kept crashing the game so I was forced to put it in a different frame.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;anyway...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Draw on the moon with a laser.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Left click turns the laser on, right click turns it off (couldn&#039;t get it to work when mapped to the same button). Space clears your drawing.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Blue Screen of Death</title>
 <link>https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/3887</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;An experiment in game design.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Navigate the maze without touching the walls. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cursor keys - move&lt;br /&gt;
WASD - fire&lt;br /&gt;
R - restart current level&lt;br /&gt;
Esc - quit game&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 23:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Wooden Wedding Inferno</title>
 <link>https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/3732</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;A decorative wooden arch caught fire when the bride and groom were passing underneath.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s up to the best man, the world&#039;s tiniest fireman, to extinguish the fire and save the day.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(...This wouldn&#039;t have happened if they had the wedding in the church with god instead of outdoors in the cheap showiness of nature.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WASD moves&lt;br /&gt;
Mouse aims fire hose&lt;br /&gt;
Left click sprays water&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 01:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>You have to dodge the answer</title>
 <link>https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/3714</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Avoid answering the math problems posed to you correctly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Answer them incorrectly for points instead&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Try to avoid letting wrong answers escape, it will cost you points.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you answer a question correctly, it counts as a miss. Three misses and the game is over, or if you let your score drop below zero.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Arrow keys move.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 05:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Treachery most fowl</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;You are a -COW-&lt;br /&gt;
To survive you must commit -MURDER-&lt;br /&gt;
Focus your -HATRED- on others to commit -MURDER-&lt;br /&gt;
-MURDER- all -COW- so you may live -TRAITOR-&lt;br /&gt;
Remnants of -COW- poisoned by -HATRED-&lt;br /&gt;
-COW- feeds upon -HATRED- becomes twisted and will -MURDER- the -TRAITOR-&lt;br /&gt;
Commit the greatest -CRIME-&lt;br /&gt;
Commit the greatest -ATROCITY-&lt;br /&gt;
All so you may live -TRAITOR-&lt;br /&gt;
Press space to begin the -ATROCITY-&lt;br /&gt;
Use WASD and mouse to commit -CRIME-&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;***&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WASD moves your cow. Mouse aims the beam of hatred in the direction of the mouse pointer. Keep the beam focused on enemy cows to cook them alive and turn them into hamburgers. Do not eat the hamburgers or you will die. Enemies who eat hamburgers become stronger.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is the first game I created for this site and the first Klik game I&#039;ve made in 5 or 6 years.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 05:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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