Tales From #k&p 2: David Willis: The one, the only?!

Tales From #k&p:

No.2: DAVID WILLIS: THE ONE, THE ONLY?!

One afternoon fellow Kliker David Willis logged on to #k&p, only to find himself all alone.

Suddenly he came face to face with - HIMSELF! Just who was this imposter? read and find out!

Session Start: Thu Oct 24 16:11:15 1996

<DavidW> I am king!

<DavidW> Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*** DavidW changes topic to "Walkerton RUUUUULLLLLLLEEEEEESSSSSSS"

*** DavidW changes topic to "DavidW wuz here :)"

<DavidW> So, David, how are you?

<DavidW> Oh, fine, thanks. And you?

<DavidW> Oh, great. How's W4 going?

<DavidW> Oh, didn't you hear? I'm doing Robo-Vac Unplugged at the moment.

<DavidW> Really?

<DavidW> Yes. Samkim's a big help.

<DavidW> I've heard that he did a lot of music for Walkerton 3.

<DavidW> Yeah. What game are you doing?

<DavidW> Oh, I'm working on Robo-Vac Unplugged.

<DavidW> What?!

<DavidW> Yes, it's coming along very nicely.

<DavidW> You can't work on that game! I am!

<DavidW> You surely must be mistaken. I started Robo-Vac two weeks ago.

<DavidW> So did I!

<DavidW> Hmmmm...

<DavidW> Well, anyway, what other games are you doing?

<DavidW> Well, I was doing a paintball game, but it sorta bored me.

<DavidW> Great! Did it scroll?

<DavidW> Of course, you moron! I'd expect you to know that!

<DavidW> Just asking : (

<DavidW> I'm sorry. I'm being rude.

<DavidW> That's okay. I guess we all make mistakes. I can see where you're coming from. <DavidW> Well, we're all made up, then, aren't we?

<DavidW> I guess so.

<DavidW> At least one of us is made up.

<DavidW> What are you insinuating?

<DavidW> Well, we BOTH can't be DavidW. I mean, this IRC server doesn't allow it.

<DavidW> That does make sense. But whom is the imposter?

<DavidW> I really have no idea. And it's 'who,' not 'whom.'

<DavidW> Sorry. I usually don't make mistakes like that. I was the Copy Editor for my school newspaper, you know.

<DavidW> Yes, I know.

<DavidW> I guess you would.

<DavidW> So who is made up?

<DavidW> Not to be rude again, but I believe that you are sounding a little false.

<DavidW> False? FALSE?! I think not!

<DavidW> And your personality pales to mine. You're obviously a crude duplicate.

<DavidW> AM NOT!!

<DavidW> Are too!

<DavidW> Am not!

<DavidW> Are too!

<DavidW> Am---Hey! Only the Real DavidW would keep on doing this forever and ever. <DavidW> So we both are.....

<DavidW> THE REAL DAVIDW!

<DavidW> How'd THAT happen?

<DavidW> I don't know. It happens all the time in the comics.

<DavidW> It does? I haven't read one for so long.

<DavidW> Yeah. You should see that whole Galvatron mess in TransFormers G2.

<DavidW> Oh, what happened to him.

<DavidW> Too difficult to explain.

<DavidW> Okay. Where were we?

<DavidW> You remember as well as I.

<DavidW> Oh. Sorry. Look further up the page.

<DavidW> Yes......How did this clone thing happen?

<DavidW> Are you sure it's clones?

<DavidW> Well, do you have any plausible solutions?

<DavidW> It might be that we are just completely bored and have no life.

<DavidW> Perish the thought!

<DavidW> This kind of thing does happen.

<DavidW> What can we do?

<DavidW> I don't know. How about you?

<DavidW> I don't know either.

<DavidW> Figures.

<DavidW> I guess the only plausible solution is to hang up.

<DavidW> But I'm having so much fun!

<DavidW> Yes, me too, but this insanity must end.

<DavidW> I'll hang up first.

<DavidW> I'll hang up second.

Session Close: Thu Oct 24 16:26:34 1996

I really have nothing to say about this. I'm sorry, I just don't want it known that I have ever come into contact with such a madman. Please forgive me. : )

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