While checking Elifino's excellent "Unofficial Click &
Create BugFAQS" one morning I was shocked to find: "Elifino's
will be officially closing its doors on 11/28/96 as I have no further interest
in supporting a website for this particular product". Dumbfounded
by this, I groggily made my way to #k&p, where fellow Kliker DavidW
had also read of our old friend's passing. There follows a moving tribute
to Elifino that is not for the faint hearted!!
Session Start: Sat Dec 28 21:21:27 1996
* DavidW calls for a moment of silence due to Elifino's departure.
<Rpgfan> where did Elifino go?
<DavidW> Hey!
<Rpgfan> where did Elifino go?
<DavidW> That was our moment of silence, poophead!
<Rpgfan> where did Elifino go?
<Rpgfan> dadadadadadadadadada!
<DavidW> He went to a better place---the real world!: )
<Rpgfan> sorry
<Rpgfan> : )
<DavidW> He ain't going to Silky's no longer.
<MartinB> May I take this moment to pay a little tribute to Elifino.
<MartinB> He was a great friend to all of us.
<DavidW> You may.
<Rpgfan> dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdedum
<DavidW> CUT IT OUT!!!!!!
<DavidW> Be respectful.
<MartinB> He made others so happy with his fantastic C&C
Bug Watch.
* DavidW sobs.
<MartinB> He was so helpful to all of us.
<MartinB> He was the greatest.
* Rpgfan never really knew him
<Rpgfan> but
* Rpgfan feels bad
<MartinB> I now invite others to pay their respects. Who else
wishes to speak?
<Rpgfan> Me
* DavidW raises his hand.
*** Piccolo (gregc@spg-as26s16.erols.com) has joined #k&p
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Piccolo
<Rpgfan> Hi Piccolo!
<Rpgfan> ahhem
<DavidW> You go first, Randy.
<Piccolo> Hi randy! : D
<Rpgfan> ok
<Piccolo> Hi All
<DavidW> Shh!
<Rpgfan> shhh pic
<MartinB> Piccolo; sshhhh!!!!
<MartinB> We're paying a tribute to Elifino!
* Rpgfan walks up to the podem
<Piccolo> Oh.
<MartinB> : )
<DavidW> Go on, rpg!
<MartinB> It'll only take a sec.
<Rpgfan> Elifino was a good man, a very helpfull man... even
thi u didnt know him, i always saw his link, becconning me, maybe i should
have visited sooner, for now, there is no point.
<Rpgfan> that is all i have to say
<Piccolo> Oh my hero, so far away now, will I ever see your...WAit,
that's not it. : )
<DavidW> : (
* DavidW sobs.
* Piccolo sniffles
<DavidW> Can I start?
<Piccolo> What happend?
* MartinB screams!
<Rpgfan> gopher it
<MartinB> Yep, you can.
* DavidW walks up to the podium.
<MartinB> Elf is no longer with us.
* Piccolo gasps!!!
<MartinB> I mean, he's not dead but he's not coming to Silky's
anymore!
* Piccolo feels lightheaded...
<Piccolo> Still...
<MartinB> Oops. : (
<MartinB> Shhh!
<MartinB> David is trying to speak! : (
<DavidW> I stand before you today, for if I were standing behind
you, you couldn't see me. But anyway, Elifino was a very good guy. He was
such a good guy, that he decided he was BETTER THAN ALL OF US AND WOULD
LEAVE JUST LIKE SOME SLOBBERIN'---Oh. Wait. Sorry: )
<DavidW> That is all.
*** Piccolo changes topic to "Welcome to the Klik & Play ,
Click & Create and The Games Factory Channel! "We hardly knew
ye, Elfino...""
-Rpgfan:#k&p- a tear falls from rpgfan's eye
<MartinB> Piccolo, would you like to pay your respects?
<DavidW> Yes, go ahead, Piccsy.
<Piccolo> sniffle..okay.
* Martin sobs loudly
<MartinB> Sorry.
-Rpgfan- thats ok, let it out
*** Rpgfan is now known as WAAAAAAAAAAAH
<Piccolo> Elfino is gone now. Alas, for he was a good man, one
with a hopefull outlook on life, one who...WHAAAHHH!!
* DavidW shakes and quivers. IT CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!: O
*** WAAAAAAAAAAAH is now known as Rpgfan
*** IndigoTilist (perwik@dialup-02-01.interact.se) has joined #K&P
<Rpgfan> Hi IndigoTilist!
*** Rpgfan is now known as Elifino
<IndigoTilist> hiya
<IndigoTilist> hehe
<Piccolo> Hello Indigo...
<Elifino> See guys
<Elifino> it twas me after all!
* MartinB sniffs and raises a handkerchief to his eye
<Elifino> Hehee, im on Rpgfan pc!
<DavidW> Lier!!! BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!
* Piccolo runs toward Elfino, but it's only a ghost...
<Elifino> im his next door neibor
* IndigoTilist wishes he had C&C
* DavidW runs toward Elifino, but runs right through him and crashes
into a wall.
<Piccolo> GOKU!!!!! Wait, that's not it...ELFINO!!!!!
<MartinB> You have twenty seconds to change your nick back! OR
ELSE!
*** Elifino is now known as gokufan
<IndigoTilist> hehe
<Piccolo> You're in denial, randy...
<DavidW> : (
*** gokufan is now known as Gokufan
<MartinB> So...
<MartinB> ...does anyone else have anything to say about our
beloved Elifino?
<DavidW> So...
<DavidW> How can we go on?!
<Gokufan> | /nick Elifino
*** Gokufan is now known as Rpgfan
<MartinB> If so, please step up to the podium.
*DavidW raises his hand slowly. *
* MartinB nods to David, then points to the podium
* DavidW steps up to the podium.
<DavidW> Is this thing on?
<MartinB> It is.
* DavidW clears his throat.
* Rpgfan clears his eye
* Piccolo 's lower lip quivers
* MartinB sniffles and looks sadly at his signed Elifino poster
<IndigoTilist> Anyone know were I can find info about TGF???
<MartinB> SHHHHH! : (
* Rpgfan clears his screen
<Rpgfan> *Sniff*
<DavidW> You all know why we're gathering here today: the departure
of our dear friend ...sniff. .Elifino. If it weren't for him, well, we
wouldn't have a stagnant C&C bugs page waiting.... waiting...: ( ACK!
I can't go on! Thank you, Elifino! Where ever you are!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!!!!!: O
<Rpgfan> SIGH
* DavidW runs out of the room, screaming.
<MartinB> Well, how can we possibly follow that?
* MartinB steps up to the podium
* Piccolo runs after David, puts his arm around David's shoulder, and
brings him back in.
* DavidW sobs hysterically.
<MartinB> Well, that was the open floor tribute to our dear friend.
We shall all miss him greatly. He may be departing but he can remain sae
in the knowledge that wherever he is, he has brought joy into the hearts
of many otherwise bewildered C&C owners. Thank you old friend, for
everything. <Piccolo> ELFINO!!! YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD CONVINCE
EUROPRESS!! AAAAAAAA RRRRRGGGGHHH!!!
* Rpgfan carries the virtual coffin away
* Piccolo hears Taps play in the backround. ..
* DavidW goes nutso and dives into the coffin, screaming, "COME
BACK! COME BACK!!!"
* Piccolo slaps DavidW around a bit with a large trout
* Rpgfan shoots DavidW with a tranqualizer dart
* DavidW falls to the ground limp.
* Piccolo gets angry from Elf's passing!!
<Piccolo> After Sadness. ..Comes Anger...
<Rpgfan> when, by the way did elf leavE?
<MartinB> ELIFINO YOU STUPID FOOL! YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AWAY FROM
IT ALL AND LEAVE US ALL ALONE!!! COME BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* DavidW wakes up a smidgin and says, "Yeah, hear hear!"
* MartinB removes the Tranquilizer dart from DavidW's neck and slaps
him across the face
* DavidW falls back into his coma.
<MartinB> Oops. :)
* Piccolo fires a Large, Long, powerful Kamehame-ha at Elf's Coffin!!
<Piccolo> GRRAHHHH!!!!
<Rpgfan> WHEN DID HE LEAVE?
<Piccolo> If I were a Sayon, I would have transformed by now.
:b
* DavidW dives in front of the missile to save Elifino.
<Piccolo> What Have I Done??
<MartinB> ELF, YOU WERE GREAT BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE US ALL BEHIND!
THINK OF ALL THE NEW BUGS CREATED WITH THE PATCH! WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT
YOU LISTING THEM, YOU DAFT FOOL?!
<Rpgfan> WHEN DID ELF LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
* DavidW gets hit by the missile, but inste ad of exploding, it merely
pops out a little sign that says, "Bang."
<Piccolo> David: Um, it's not a missle, it's a powerful Chi Energy
Attack. : )
<MartinB> Righty ho, I got something else to say! So please quiten
your mouths!
<MartinB> Or quieten them, even! Tee ho!
<DavidW> Tee ho?! What sort is that to say at a funeral!?
<MartinB> Cheerio, then Mr Elf! We'll miss you a great deal!
So ta ra for now; bu bye! Chin chin! Right, let's get to the party! First
one there gets TWO slices of cake!!!!!
<Piccolo> Have you gone o_O Martin?
* MartinB steps down from the podium and runs for the door
<DavidW> Oui oui, senor!: )
* MartinB realises too late that the door is shut!
* MartinB hits his head painfully and collapses
* Piccolo cassts oCure2 on Martin
* DavidW places Martin in Elifino's coffin alongside him.
*** Rpgfan is now known as o_O
*** o_O is now known as Rpgfan
* MartinB doesn't believe in magic so the spell has no effect
<Piccolo> D'oh! :p
*** Rpgfan is now known as O_ofan
* DavidW seals up the coffin lid.
* MartinB comes to
<MartinB> WAIT!!
<O_ofan> O_o
<MartinB> I'M STILL ALIVE!!! WAIT!!!!!!!!
*** O_ofan is now known as Rpgfan
<Piccolo> lol
* MartinB remembers that Elifino is to be crimated in this very coffin
<MartinB> Uh oh. : S
* Rpgfan knocks DavidW down and opens the coffin
* DavidW trips Rpgfan, sending him into the coffin.
* MartinB tries to pull himself out but RPGFan is weighing him down!
* Piccolo wonders, "Why did he have to leave?
<Rpgfan> MMMMLETMEOUTMMMMMM
* Rpgfan turns into dust and seeps out
*** Rpgfan is now known as ___fan
<Piccolo> lol!
* DavidW gets a dustpan and sweeps ___fan up.
*** ___fan is now known as _________
* DavidW sets him in the dumpster out back.
*** _________ is now known as Rpgfan
* DavidW watches a garbage truck come by and pick up the trash.
* MartinB wonders why RPGFan turned to dust. We haven't gone through
the Cremator-thingy yet!
* Rpgfan grabs somehing out of the dumpster
* Rpgfan slaps DavidW around a bit with a large stereo system
* DavidW notices that Martin is still in the coffin.
* Rpgfan grabs everyone and pulls them into the coffin
<Rpgfan> if Elf's going, we are going with him!
<DavidW> Ack!
* MartinB screams under the weight of everyone!
<DavidW> I guess...
* Piccolo does a Shryouken and busts out of the coffin
* DavidW spots some Doritos outside, and leaps out.
* Rpgfan kicks Piccolo in the butt and tells him hes not ryu/ken
* Rpgfan teleports back in front of his computer
<Piccolo> C'Mon! We can't let his memeory pass with the rest
of us! Let's dedicate our games to Elfino..He'd like it that way. ^_^
* MartinB grabs a Magic Marker and draws a curly moustache under RPGFan's
nose!
* DavidW sees Rpgfan dress like ChunLi and do a Spinning Bird Kick
into Piccolo.
<Piccolo> lol
<Rpgfan> Heey
* DavidW adverts his eyes.
<Rpgfan> EWWWW PEEPING TOM!
* Piccolo grabs Rpg and swings him around like bowser. "Hererr
We Goooo!"
* MartinB drops the marker in Elifino's mouth by accident!
<Piccolo> ROFL
<DavidW> Oops.
* DavidW and the others stand in horror as Elifino spits it out and
crawls out of the coffin. <DavidW> Augh!!!
<Piccolo> EET's ALIIIIVEE!!
* MartinB retrieves the marker. Phew, thought I'd lost that fer good!
* DavidW is picked up by the rampaging undead Elifino, and is hurled
out of the room into the dumpster outside.
* Piccolo shoots Elfino's Zombie with a Silver Bullet
* MartinB gasps as he trips on the carpet and falls towards Elifino.
Instead of knocking him over, the two merge to become...
*** MartinB is now known as MartifinoB
* MartifinoB pulls out the silver bullet and throws it back at Piccolo
* Rpgfan dives in front of the bullet
<Rpgfan> now, i need QT!
* Piccolo catches the bullet
* Piccolo grabs MartifinoB's Head and rips it off
* Piccolo yells down his neck "Come Back to us Martin!!"
* MartifinoB grows another head!
<MartifinoB> Hey! That was not nice!
<Piccolo> HEY!! Only I Could regrow body parts! : D
<MartifinoB> HAHAHA!! YOU'LL NEVER SEE MARTINB AGAIN!
<MartifinoB> Oh yeah?
<MartifinoB> WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE?
<MartifinoB> It is, though!
<MartifinoB> NO!!!!
<MartifinoB> Yes!
<MartifinoB> GET OUT OF MY BODY!!!!
<MartifinoB> With pleasure!
<Rpgfan> give my regards to elf
<Rpgfan> EXIT!
*** Rpgfan has quit IRC (leaving)
* Piccolo gathers all 7 Dragon Balls, and then the Dragon Appears.
The dragon breathes fire on Martifino ,bathing them in an inferno!!
* MartifinoB screams as the flames engulf him
<Piccolo> YES!! HAHAHA
* MartifinoB , still aflame, pulls DavidW out of the dumpster and throwas
him across the room <DavidW> Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!
* DavidW hits the wall on the other side.
* MartifinoB screams as the two seperate and MartinB is thrown into
the dumpster
* DavidW slumps to the floor. He picks up his light saber.
*** MartifinoB is now known as MartinB
* MartinB pulls himself out of the dumpster
<DavidW> I'll NEVER JOIN YOU!!!!!!!
<DavidW> You're NOT MY FATHER!!!!!
<MartinB> THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
<MartinB> Don't go near him, he'll suck you up into him!
* DavidW takes his lightsabor and charges toward Elifino.
<MartinB> Don't touch him, David!!!
<MartinB> Or he'll merge with you!
* DavidW jumps at Elifino.
<DavidW> DIE!!!!!
<MartinB> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* DavidW merges with Elifino.
*** DavidW is now known as Davifino
* MartinB screams in shock!
* Davifino stomps around.
<Davifino> Rarrrrarrrr!
<MartinB> David, come back to us!
<Davifino> Must Find....Bugs!!!!
* MartinB runs to Davifino
* Davifino turns on his computer and opens up C&C.
* Davifino finds some bugs.
<MartinB> David; you must fight back!
<Davifino> THERE YOU ARE!!!! STUPID POOPHEAD BUGS!!!!
* Davifino slams his hand onto the keyboard; the screen goes blank.
* Davifino turns and looks at the others, all staring in horror.
* MartinB dives at Davifino but his hand sinks into the monster
<Piccolo> Fool.
<Davifino> Who is NEXT!!!!
*** Davifino is now known as Davimartfino
<Davimartfino> AHAHAHAHAHA!
* MartinB struggles furiously to escape. I'm merging!!!
* Davimartfino notices that Martin is in two.
<MartinB> Only my hand has merged but I can't escape!
<Davimartfino> How come Martin is in me AND outside?!
<Davimartfino> Ack!
* Piccolo grabs his Doritos Cannon And Blasts the world's Doritos,
hoping to get David out <Davimartfino> Oh, Woo potato monkeys!
<MartinB> ACK!
<MartinB> Poop!
* Davimartfino nick DavidW
<Davimartfino> I can't get out!!!!
<Davimartfino> HELP!!!!!! :O
<Davimartfino> Must---save---Doritos....
<Piccolo> Use the power of the / !
*** Davimartfino is now known as DavidW
<MartinB> : )
<Piccolo> Ahh.
<MartinB> Thank God for that!
* DavidW explodes out of the monster and flies out of the room, again,
into the dumpster. <IndigoTilist> lol
* Piccolo trips on the rug and falls into Elf's body!
<Piccolo> Oh spit...
* MartinB wrips himself out of Elifino. Blood bursts from his now handless
arm!
*** Piccolo is now known as Piccfino
<Piccfino> GRRRaaahhh!
<MartinB> Oh poop!
* Piccfino rampsges around the channel.
* MartinB runs to the second hand shop
<MartinB> Geddit? : )
<DavidW> : D
<MartinB> SECOND HAND!! TEE HO! : D
* MartinB shrieks as Piccfino growls menacingly
<MartinB> I hope he doesn't use the Shoryuken!!!!!!
* Piccfino screams like Lavos, bursting everbody's eardrums!
* DavidW picks up his dropped light sabor.
<DavidW> I'm a Jedi, like my father before me.
* Piccfino breaths heavily.
* Piccfino has several Lightsabers extend from his fingers.
* DavidW throws his lightsabor right at Piccfino's head!
* Piccfino deflects the Saber.
* Piccfino is filled with power!
<Piccfino> TOO MUCH...TALENT...
* DavidW runs around screaming, "This can't be Ranma 1/2!!"
<DavidW> Yeah, right, Piccfino.
* Piccfino laughs at David
*** Piccfino is now known as Piccolo
* Piccolo gasps
* DavidW puts on Rpgfan's ChunLi costume.
<DavidW> Spinning Birk KICK!!!!!
* DavidW turns into his old self.
<DavidW> Whew!
<Piccolo> What Are you doing? I'm better now.
* Piccolo laughs.
* DavidW eats some more Doritos to make sure he's okay.
<DavidW> I'm okay: )
<Piccolo> Well, Bye all..Hope you take care of Elf's body so
this dosen''t happen again. ^_^ <MartinB> Bye Pic!
*** Piccolo has quit IRC (Leaving)
* MartinB places Elifino's body back in the coffin
* DavidW slumps over in a deep sleep.
<MartinB> Thank God that's over. : )
<Doive> I'm off......
* MartinB thought he smelled something!
<MartinB> Wow! Two bad jokes in one night!
<DavidW> : )
<DavidW> Let's go for three!: D
<MartinB> Okay!!!!!!
<Doive> Going offline soon....
<MartinB> Permanantly? :D
<DavidW> A guy walked up to me the other day. He said he hasn't
had a bite in days, so I BIT HIM!!!!!: D
<DavidW> Get it?
<MartinB> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! : )
<DavidW> I BIT HIM!!
<MartinB> *Ahem*
Session Close: Sun Dec 29 00:11:38 1996
As usual, things went a little, shall we say 'chaotic',
and the ceremony finished abruptly. But we paid our respects with that
moving tribute. That must be one of the most emotional evenings ever for
we Klikers and a classic in years to come.
And if you believed that, you'll believe anything!
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