One evening, fellow Kliker and schoolmate {Jinx}was busy testing
out his newly purchased Paradigm® equipment, when a string of bizarre
events occured...
* Rpgfan calls the nice men in white suits
* Rpgfan kicks and screams as they drag Rpgfan away
<Rpgfan> Hey!
<Rpgfan> Wrong man!
* Rpgfan crys as they thunk him over the head with a baseball bat
<Rpgfan> Cant we all just get along?
* {Jinx} finds he can't 'Just get along' and turns around to punch
Rpgfan
* Rpgfan wonderes aimlessly through the rubber coated room
* Rpgfan falls to the ground and doesnt get back up
* Rpgfan hears {Jinx} laugh as he hits the ground
* {Jinx} starts to dribble and his eyes roll up as he turns his head
right round.
* Rpgfan gets back up and breaks {Jinx}'s neck
<Rpgfan> HahA
<{Jinx}> Cool!
<{Jinx}> Now my head is all f-l-o-p-p-y!
<{Jinx}> Thanx, Rpg mate!
<Rpgfan> Hehee
<Rpgfan> Yer welcome aussie dude : )
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<{Jinx}> Ha! Good riddance!
<{Jinx}> Uhm, I mean, oh, what a shame!
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<{Jinx}> A Split is sweeping the channel!
<Rpgfan> Nooooo!
* {Jinx} runs away from the huge virtual crevice the 'split is ripping
in the Network
* Rpgfan gets sucked into the vortex
<{Jinx}> Nooooooo! Rpg!!
* {Jinx} reaches out and grabs onto Rpgfan
* {Jinx} is then sucked into the swirling void himself
* Rpgfan climbs up and grabs {Jinx} by the arm, then throws him to
safty
* {Jinx} powers up his Paradigm Fusion Jet Rocket Pack 2000 and pulls
Rpgfan to terra firma
* Rpgfan kicks off the wall and pulls out -=[dot]=- and activates the
split stopper
<Rpgfan> Thanks : )
<{Jinx}> Thanks : )
<{Jinx}> Well, that was exciting.
<Rpgfan> : )
<Rpgfan> oh no! ircops! run!
<Rpgfan> : )
* {Jinx} pulls out his Paradigm Plasma Pulse Cannon 2000 and fires
it off in the ircops' direction, pumping 100,000 degree ionised hydrogen
into their bodies
* {Jinx} then jumps onto his Paradigm Rocket Bike 2000, pulling on
Rpgfan and escapes the dangers
* Rpgfan grabs a helmet off the ircops head just to be safe
* {Jinx} pulls on his Paradigm CyberHelmet 2000
<{Jinx}> (It has an inbuilt laser array with optical, thermal
and laser sighting functions...
<{Jinx}> ..and it makes coffee!)
* Rpgfan jumps off to grab a soda at the quickee mart
<Rpgfan> eww coffee : )
Session Close: Fri Jan 03 01:31:34 1997
Session Start: Fri Jan 03 01:31:39 1997
*** Now talking in #k&p
<{Jinx}> Whoops!
<Rpgfan> : )
<{Jinx}> I just shut down the wrong window!
<{Jinx}> : )
<Rpgfan> :)
<Rpgfan> we should open up an act! : )
<{Jinx}> We could make, thousands, millions...
<{Jinx}> ..of peanuts!
<Rpgfan> brb
<{Jinx}> Anyhow, I have to go.
<{Jinx}> Cya, Rpg
<Rpgfan> back
<{Jinx}> ^
<Rpgfan> sniff sniff sniff by, ya'll come back now ya hear?
<Rpgfan> : (
* {Jinx} drops Rpgfan off, raises his shields and activates the Paradigm
Rocket Bike 2000's Paradigm Class-2 Hyperdrive 2000, shooting off at a
relative 4.2 light years per second.
<{Jinx}> Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
So, off went {Jinx} into the sunset, safe in the knowledge
that he'd wreaked havoc as usual, and had turned Rpgfan into a total weirdo:
Another hapless soul brought into his Collective...
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