Pokémon!

And so Annoyboy, tired as he is from the endless work he does, decided to "evolve" (no pun intended ;>) his site and glorify the best bits. In plain old cockney English, that means that I've completely changed the Game Boy page so the Pokémon bit comes here, and it also means that I have to write another page! Yay for me!

Seriously though, Pokémon has become such a big, er, "thing" over the past 5 years that I just _had_ to name my site by it. If that means competing with bigger, better sites than this, so be it! I'm sick of cowering in a corner while the top 50 Pokémon sites have joined forces to crush newcomers like me... and at least I know I've got a lot of American viewers on my side (it's actually quite painful, my ribs are starting to ache ;>)... where are all the English these days, anyway?

This section-within-a-section-within-a-section (or whatever it is) is dedicated to the biggest and baddest of all cults, Pokémon, and it should contain at least as much as is required to ensure you have a good stay. That's it, my brain's all worn out from using complex sentences. I'll go away now. Here's what you'll find:

Pokémon Red/Blue Walkthrough - The main attraction of this entire website is this guide to Pokémon red and blue... it was the first thing I ever uploaded, in fact. *sniff* You should take into consideration the fact that it is 50 pages long, and it has something _no_ other guide on the net has - a COMPLETE list of the levels that Pokémon learn moves at and evolve. Plus! The areas Pokémon appear in, how to get Mew (don't worry, this isn't a dodgy rumour, it's the real thing this time ;>), how to clone Pokémon and more! Haven't I convinced you yet?!

Pokédex - Not the Pokédex we started before, but pictures of all 251 Pokémon, as seen on Pokémon Gold. ^_^

The Story - New to this whole Pokémon lark? Find out what it's all about here!

- Annoyboy