Kirby: Dis heat is doing murder to mesa skin!
Mr. G&W: We're naked! We met at an MSN Group for naturalists! How could you possibly be so hot?
Kirby: Well, I never told you why I got banned from that site.
Mr. G&W: For breaking pointless laws for naturalists in the UK?
Kirby: No, because this isn't skin! It's a fur-coat!
Mr. G&W: Then why are you wearing it in ten million degrees, you freak?
Kirby: Because my skin is unslightly...
Mr. G&W: It can't be that bad! Show me!
Kirby took a bit of his coat off, just enough to reveal that he has gangreen.
Mr. G&W: On the second thought...

Too late.

Next thing you see, Mr. Game & Watch is hanging on a hospital bed, with Dr. Mario putting defibrillators on his heart.

Sometime later, Mr. Game & Watch was revived, and left to guest star on It's A Miracle, and then stupidly came back. Furthermore, the heat was persistent. It kept doing murder to Kirby's skin. And so, Mr. Game & Watch used a combination of some of his abilities to change the weather, to winter!
The next day, Kirby and Mr. Game & Watch are watching PBS Kids in their cabin with hot cocoa (actually chocolate milk that Bowser flamed).
Kirby: Thanks for changing the weather.
Mr. G&W: No problem, buddy! At least now you'll stay DRESSED for the rest of our time now! Need more hot cocoa, Kirby?
Kirby: Why yes, Mr. Game & Watch!
Bowser: I'm starting to feel more like a guniea pig than a dinosaur.
Mr. G&W: More hot cocoa, hop to it! I'm not paying you to breathe.
Bowser: Well, first off, technically, if you think about it, you ARE paying me to breathe. And for another thing, you hardly pay me at all! Anyhow, I have kids to tend to, don't you have a family, bucko?
Mr. G&W: Yeah, but my family's at home!
Kirby: Aren't they in a Hallmark e-card?
Mr. G&W: Never mind! Anyway, I'm sad to see you go...
Bowser: After eight kids and thirteen jobs, I've come to understand you bosses! You're just saying that.
Mr. G&W: (whispering) Well, then let's see if he if you understand this, Mr. Man. (aloud) You're fired!
Bowser: But I've worked so hard here! You couldn't fire me!
Mr. G&W: And why is that?
Bowser: 'Cause I quit!
Kirby: (sarcasm) Great idea, Mr. G&W. He's eating out of my hands.
Mr. G&W: Oh, I don't need him! Now, what'd you say, Mr. Koopa?
Bowser: I said I quit!!!
Mr. G&W: You couldn't quit on such short notice! I NEED you...
Kirby: You were right! The reverse psychology worked great!
Mr. Game & Watch falls down.
Outside, Jingle Bells was playing. Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach had went to a conveniently placed booth to by candy canes.
Santa was sitting in the booth. On the booth were the words "the holiday mascot is [IN]".
Mario and friends walked into "town". It was snowing, and everyone was jolly, except maybe Mario.
Peach: Mario, what's wrong? I thought you loved the holidays!
Mario: BAH HUMBUG!
Luigi: Peach-a, what-a the heck-a is-a wrong with-a my brother??
Mario: Peach is right, I DO love the holidays. But we're celebrating them in THE WRONG ORDER. First comes Halloween, then Thanksgiving, AND THEN Christmas!!!
Luigi: But we don't know that it's around Halloween time! For all we know, it's-a stinkin' spring! After all, Samus was trying to keep track of the days for the first couple of years, but then Donkey Kong's humming of the Jeopardy! theme song made her lose count.
Mario: Well, if we're celebrating A FAKE CHRISTMAS anyway, we might as well celebrate our holidays in order.
Luigi: You, organized? You eat spaghetti for breakfast, cook on your Easy Bake for lunch and go order a McGriddle for dinner!
Mario: Well, organization shouldn't interfere with FOOD....HOLIDAYS are a whole different story!!! Anyway, I'm going to rent some movies. I'll even get a good ol' fashioned HORROR MOVIE!
Toad: Whoohoo! I've always wanted to see a horror movie!
Luigi: Didn't they say on Camp Lazlo that.....
Mario: Toad, where'd you come from, anyway?
Toad: Cyberhick thought it'd be convenient if I popped up here. After all, I was in all those other fanfics he and Darth Katana or eXtended Player or Jaz or whoever else wrote together.
Mario: But those fanfics were horrible! We don't want Cyberhick to get e-mails to put them back on the internet!
ShyGuy: That's a classic!
Mario: Where did you... (sweatdrop) OK, back to the track, I'll rent some movies and games, Luigi, Peach, you bring Toad home with you! He can make the spaghetti popcorn while I'm gone...
Toad: Don't I get a say in this?
Mario: Less talk, otherwise I'll talk to the boss and see to it that you get FIRED!
Elsewhere, Yoshi was on top of a tree with his guitar. Joe the ShyGuy was conveniently up there keeping him company.
Yoshi: Do you got a mullet, a mullet going on, and if you got a mullet, there's no need to hide. All you need, it's just so plain to me, that all you need is mullet pride. I saw a man-a talkin', just the other day, I saw a man-a talkin', and this is what he say. He say "son you hair is real short"...
Shyguy: Why are you hiding in this tree again?
Yoshi: Because everyone's acting crazy! I think it's caused by that white material on the ground. I think it's really an alien, and it's hypnotizing them! I come up here so at least me and you would be safe. Besides, I'm a tree-hugger, literally!
Shyguy: Wasn't there something on Camp Lazlo about, AAH! I just classiced myself! I'M A CLASSIC!
Yoshi: Already?
Shyguy: That too.
Yoshi: Do you got a mullet, a mullet going on, and if you got a mullet, there's no need to hide. All you need, it's just so plain to me, that all you need is mullet pride. Do you got a mullet, a mullet going on, and if you got a mullet, there's no need to hide. All you need, it's just so plain to me, that all you need is mullet pride. 
Shyguy: Please don't sing that again.
Yoshi: Do you got a mullet, a mullet going on, and if you got a mullet, there's no need to hide. All you need, it's just so plain to me, that all you need is mullet pride. 
Shyguy: You never get the words to that song right!!!! Anyway, I think I'd rather be a jolly zombie down there than up here with you! At least their happy being insane!
Yoshi: Do you got a mullet...
Ahem, meanwhile, in the cabin where Mario and his cohorts live, the not slim plumber returns with a bag from Billblaster Video.
Mario: I've got all sorts of movies! You check 'em out, I'm gonna go help Toad with the spaghetti popcorn.
NOTE FROM THE GUYS WHO WROTE THIS FANFIC AND STUFF: I like video games (duh) and I love movies, but we were just having fun when we thought these up.
Peach: Hmm, let's see what he rented. "Koopa-Tize Me", might be a little intense for Toad. He also rented, "Splashdown 2: Perverts Gone Wild"? "Heartworm Jim"? "Super Mafia Bros."? Aha! A horror movie! That's alot more wholesome than any of those games! Right, Lugia?
Luigi: Umm...well...MY NAME IS LUIGI! FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME ISN'T GREEN OR THE GREEN GUY OR GREENY OR KERMIT, IT'S LUIGI!!!! Oh, sorry about that, but you're right! Horror movies are EDUCATIONAL!!! So, which one did he rent?
Peach: "Day of the Yetis IV: Battalion Turmoil".
Luigi: Oh yeah! That's my favorite!
Peach: Golly, I guess he picked a holiday horror movie!
Luigi: What'll they think of next?
In the kitchen, Mario passed on some small talk to Toad from time to time.
Mario: So Toad, I rented you a special movie.
Toad: Good Lord, not again.
Mario: It's The Land Before Quality Animation C: Night of the Beautiful Rainbow! Whoa! Were we saying that in unison?
Toad: Yes! Whenever you guys are watching a cool adult movie, I'm stuck watching the latest Land Before Quality Animation movie!
Mario: Those were actually pretty good before Spielburg sold 'em to Stingy Hacks Insult Tikes, Co.?
Toad: Isn't there an acronym for that?
Mario: Yeah, it's .. (sweatdrop)
Toad: The popcorn is ready!
Mario: Perfect timing, lemmie taste-test it!
Toad: NO MARIO!!!!
Mario jumped in and salivated and licked the popcorn spaghetti, got some in his mouth, but it tasted so good he started laughing, and the pasta came flying out of his mouth.
Toad: Mario, you're an eediot!
Mario starts crying, and the crying does disgusting things to the spaghetti, but my stomach is too sensitive for me to mention them.
Toad: No! Get out of there!
Toad slaps Mario. Whimpering, Mario crawls out.
Toad: Blech! Who'd want to eat this now, anyway? Let's get out my Germ Detector and look at how many germs our on my delicious meal.
Germ Detector: (bagillions of germs)
Toad: Great! I'll halfta pour some Purell in it!
Mario: Purell? That'll make it taste disgusting!
Toad: I read somewhere that Purell is sweet and sour.
Mario: Yeah, that's what I guessed.
Toad: More specifically, I read that it tastes like sweet and sour chicken!
Mario: Yumm...eee...but things like that only happen in really lame fanfics!
Toad pours it in. Mario takes a bite, and it's the most delicious thing he's ever tasted. He almost lets out a monkey scream thanks to his satisfaction, he decides not to comment on the situation, because then people might think this really is a really lame fanfic! Heh, not in a million years. This? A lame fanfic?
Mario: Well, I guess we can get this party started now!
Toad: Rock the house, yo! Rock the house, yo!
Mario comes in with delicious sweet and sour spaghetti popcorn.
Peach: Thank goodness you came!
Luigi: We had to listen to the same, five second looping music over and over again.
Toad: CRAP! That means that the dvd must be...
Mario: We've been stalling this fanfic basically since it started! Now let's just watch this movie. If you've ever read Learn to Write the Novel Way, you know that chapters are supposed to be of a consistent length and...
Toad: SHUT UP! YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
Mario: Oh sorr...
Toad: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
Mario: But one last thing, Toad.
Toad: NO, SHUT UP!
Mario: Are you going to start singing that rap song?
Toad: No, Mr. Game & Watch did that last chapter! Then the Shy Guy would have a fit talking about "classics"!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: SHUT UP!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: SHUT UP!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: SHUT UP!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: SHUT UP!
Mario: Toad?
Toad: SHUT...A heck, what is it?
Mario: Are you sure you want to watch this movie?
Toad: Yeah. I tried to get into the theater to see it, but they said I was too young!!! Too young??? I just look young!!! I've been the princess' personal assistant since game 1!
Mario: One last time, this movie is really violent, and it's packed with gore and violence! And there's also lots of language!
Toad: He he, with you around I've heard it all by now!
Mario: ONE, LAST, TIME, are you sure?
Toad: Heck, yeah!
Mario: You got nuts, kid.
Toad: Why thank you...POIT!...I got NUTS???
Mario: Guts, guts. I meant guts.
Toad: OH.
Anyway, the movie went on for several hours. It included Yetis eating Llamas like chicken (Empire Strikes Back, anyone?) and other more disgusting things that I shouldn't mention in this fanfic, for the kiddies. Anyway, it scared the crap out of everyone, though they held weird-looking smiles on their faces and the shapes of their two eyes weren't even anymore. Soon, after the movie, everyone took a deep breath of relief, and finally noticed that they enjoyed the movie.
Luigi: That movie rocked!
Mario: You can say that again.
Luigi: That movie rocked!
Mario: Just because this chapter is barely half as funny as the last one, that doesn't give you the right to stretch that poor little scrollbar any furthure than truly necessary.
Luigi: But you just stalled this fanfic even longer. Ah, well. At least it works for Rachael Ray!
Shy Guy, you idiot! Go back to the tree! You're with Yoshi, remember?
Shy Guy: Do I have to? He keeps singing a lame song over and over again.
Psst, but that makes it a...classic!
Shy Guy: Boo yeah!
Ahem, as I was saying...
Shy Guy: Um, sir, one last thing...
What the heck is it, Joe?
Shy Guy: THAT'S A CLASSIC!
Alread, alread'oh! YOU'RE TRICKING ME INTO STALLING THIS FANFIC, NOW GO CLIMB A TREE BEFORE I GET OUT THE OLD BOOT!!! Anyway, while Yoshi and Shy Guy were enjoying themselves in the tree, singing about mullet haircuts and, classics! Bowser was secretly monitoring everything using binoculars, higher up in that tree, in a nest, with his kids. This situation was rather embarrassing, but a Koopa's got to do what a Koopa's got to do.
Bowser: Aha! Kids, Mario and his friends just watched a horror movie, a horror movie about Yetis! Remember, years back, when we were at our actual home in an actual castle, at Halloween, when we wore Yeti suits for Halloween trick-or-treating, just in case it was actually Christmas? We lose count of days quite often, folks.
Roy: Yes, King Dad!
Bowser: Well, I conveniently packed our Halloween costumes, that were neutral on which holiday they celebreated, since we can't keep track of holidays, and Mr. Katana has a fit whenever anyone talks about a holiday even hours in advance. And, Mario apparently thinks it's Halloween, so let's spook him and Luigi! Here's what we'll do. We'll all dress up as Yetis, and then you Koopalings will wait at my Yeti obstacle course, looking menacing. I'll get out the old Clown Copter, and kidnap that babe Princess Peach again, with the map through the Yeti maze in my other hand. When Mario conveniently looks behind him (if he isn't staring at me kidnapping her like last time), I'll tell him that as usual, I've generously set up a way for him to rescue my future wife. I'll give him the map, and then, when they come near your territory you pounce them, but let 'em go eventually!
Wendy raises her hand.
Bowser: This had better be good, even I'm not cruel enough to stall a fanfic, or torture a poor, flattened scrollbar.
Wendy: What are you going to be doing in the mean time?
Bowser: I'm going to reveal to Peach that the whole thing's a trick! See, for all I know, it's April Fools today, one of my favorite holidays! And then, I'll tell her that if she makes any sudden moves, I'll see to it that we play musical chairs against her will! That's my favorite game, and her least favorite, why do you think I never bother inviting her to my birthday parties?
Iggy: I thought you were afraid of Maria.
Shadow: MARIA!!!
Iggy: I meant Mario, now what are you doing here?
Shadow: I just came to add to the annoying character list, so that major Shadow the Hedgehog fans will give that Darth Katana a pummeling! Nintendo might be trying to outdo my Shadow the Hedgehog game with Bowser the Koopa and Mewtwo the Pokemon, but they'll never succeed! My appearance is intimidating.
Shadow smiles like Cream the Rabbit on "Sonic X".
Bowser: Thanks, NOW QUIT STALLING THE FANFIC!!! Although, basically everyone, except people who got a divorce, because their spouse wasn't willing to put up with their obsession for this fanfic saga, have left to read something more hilarious like that fanfic with Darth Vader on a sugar rush! Now let's go!
Bowser and his kids come along, except newborn Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr.: But I can't join you! I didn't come along until last week! I'll never be a Yeti just like you.
Bowser wealds a lightsaber and says: You will be a Yeti, I promise. 
Bowser Jr.: OK, I'll watch plenty of Yetix while you're gone!
Then, the seven Koopalings and their father scurry home and don costumes that make them look just like the Yeti from Rudolph, or at least the way he looked on that episode of "Robot Chicken".
Bowser: It's show time!
Bowser speeds over to his Clown Copter along with his little runts, but, as with everything in life, it doesn't go the way he planned. In fact, he stubs his toe on the Copter's eye and makes a big crack on it.
Bowser: Dang it! You're unlucky you have an owner like me, Clowny. I spend so much money on eyedrops this way!
Clowny: Yes, boss.
Bowser: I have a name you know!
Clowny: Bowsernealius Ogliville-Johns Kooperson?
Bowser: No, BOWSER!!! Now let's roll!
Bowsernealius and his kids enter the ship.
Bowser: BOWSER!!!
Whatever!
The Clown Captor takes off.
Back at Mario's house, Mario and his homies are somewhat secretly fearing Yetis.
Mario: Did you see the way that Yeti ate that poor, defenseless animal?
Luigi: (sniff) Yeah, that was so sad.
Mario: Sad? (rubs stomach) It made me hungry! KFC, anyone?
Luigi: I'm not interested, Mario.
Peach: OK, let us admit it, we're each afraid of actual Yetis.
Toad: I hate to chicken out on my first horror movie, but yes!
Mario: Toad, this appetite isn't going to feed itself!
Suddenly, Yeti Bowser crashed into the house like Metal Robotnik in Sonic Anime OVA.
Peach: Are we going for a drive?
Mario: NO! IT'S A REAL YETI!!!
Luigi: CRAP-A, MARIO!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
Bowser: I am big, I am bad, I am, erm, uh...
Mario: Your nameless like that dog in the Jim Henson movie?
Bowser: NO! I am, uh, YOWSER!!! The most underhanded furry critter in ALL THE LAND!!!
Mario: You're telling me, you stole Bowser's Clown Copter!
Yowser: Well, yeah, but aside from that, I'm going to kidnap your precious princess, real dim plumber!
Mario: That's bad!
Yowser slowly walks to Peach, Mario's watching Yowser doing it eating a hoagie.
Mario: Got any mustard, Yowser?
Yoswer: Can it wait until I kidnap her?
Mario: Yeah, sure.
Yoswer: Thanks.
The yeti steals Princess Peach and flies off. Suddenly, Mario realizes and runs to the Clown Copter, hovering above his reach.
Mario: Umm, one thing, Mr. Yowser.
Yoswer: Yeah, what?
Mario: Most of my foes give me a path into their secret headquarters before they leave.
Yowser: Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm new to this whole evil thing. Anyway, here is a map through to my hidden base. As usual, there are a bunch of traps that I can get over easily, but are rather difficult for playable protagonists.
Mario: Didn't they say something about that at GameFaqs?
Yowser: Yeah, well, then you'll confront me, and I'll win!
Yowser flies higher.
Mario: Wait!
Yowser: What?
Yowser flies back down.
Mario: You forgot the evil laughter.
Yowser: Oh, excuse my good manners (laughs evilly)

			-=- The End of Episode 2? -=-