Yoshi's Island 2 Episode 1, "Welcome Back to the Island!" 2 MONTHS AGO ON YOSHI'S ISLAND... On the island, everyone is laying there staring at the sun. Don't do that! You'll go blind! Samus Aran: Butt out. Whatever. Don't say I never did anything for you. Mario Mario: So what happened to Cyberhick? Samus: He was too busy writing this fanfic to come be a smartalec. Mario: Smartalec? Samus: That way the writer won't get in trouble with his mom. Shyguy: Hey, that's a classic, a slightly arranged classic, but a classic nevertheless! And so is that, and... As of now, All classics from the original Yoshi's Island have been restarted. Shyguy: Okay. Lemony Snicket: Let's avoid trouble and not say anything more than once! The group is letting ants come in their pants... Hey! Don't do that! They'll bite your behinds! Samus: Butt out. Shyguy: Hahahahahahaha..."Butt" out! That's classic! And so is that! Samus: Already!?! Kirby comes... Kirby: I got those lemon snowcones you asked for! Rrrrggghhh... Umm, I'm gonna go make you guys some chocolate milk! Later days! Kirby leaves... Samus: Only three blocks of text and he's gone. Mario: It's a miracle. Brad and Tuck McCoy come to this part of the island... Brad: So Tuck, you made a good, ::gasp:: Oh my gosh! You didn't tell me there were already people on this island! Tuck: Oops....Uhh, Brad, I think the readers are a little confused... Brad: Okay! We were dropped out on the road by Dr. Wakeman, Tuck started digging and we eventually found a rock in which we gave to Regis Philbin in exchange for a million bucks. Tuck bought an island at Yahoo! and that's why we're here now! Shyguy: ::sniff:: So...classic... Donkey Kong: Newcomers of the island! Come with me! DK, Brad and Tuck all walk to a mountain... All except Brad, Tuck and DK: ::singing the Mount Wannahockaloogie song:: Hahewahheha hohoho, ::repeatedly:: DK: Little one, state your name... Tuck: Tucker McCoy! All except Brad, Tuck and DK: Tucker McCoy, hoo haha! DK: Big one, state your name! Brad: Umm, Bradley McCoy! All except Brad, Tuck and DK: Bradley McCoy, hoo haha! Shyguy: Classic, hoo haha! Luigi: Shut up. DK: Now, Tucker McCoy, you will be the first to attempt to pass...THE RING OF FIRE! ::echoing:: All except Brad, Tuck and DK: ::singing the Mount Wannahockaloogie song really fast:: ===Hahewahheha hohoho, ::repeatedly:: Brad: Are you sure he has to do this? DK: Naaah. You two are in! Group of the island, ::take Tuck's hand:: Tucker McCoy! Shyguy: Classic! All except Brad, Tuck and DK: Tucker McCoy, hoo haha! DK: ::takes Brad's hand:: Group of the island, Bradley McCoy! All except Brad, Tuck and DK: Bradley McCoy, hoo haha! DK: Shut up. Shyguy: TWO classics! Don't make me restart classics again! Shyguy: Sure! Then that would be a classic! Rrrrgghhh.... Shyguy: Are you gonna make chocolate milk? ... Yes, sir. Buckner: Rrrrggghh, those two lil' freaks are gonna cramp our mature style! Garcia: You mean us or the content of this fanfic? Buckner: Both! At least everybody's safe! Yoshi eats Shyguy, then Kirby, then Luigi.... Brad: A series of unfortunate events! Lemony Snicket: They've been on this island for only about a dozen text blocks and I already hate 'em almost as much as those horrid cream-filled orange popsicles! Kirby gets spit out... Kirby: Fine by me, I made lemon popsicles! Hey, yer Lemony! So are my popsicles! Hehehe... Lemony: I hate you. -=-The End of Episode 1-=-