Yoshi's Island 2 Episode 3, "Your a Good Sport, Luigi Mario! 1" In Spa Jail, Jenny and Brad are peeling patatoes... Wario: I'm ruined! Everybody is leaving! I miss the breeze of perfume in my spa, the only breeze I get now is fried skin slapping me right in the face! Anyway, 4 hours! I gotta go set up the track! Days later, in the kiddies room... WARNING: Clickteam references!!!!! TV: Hey race fans! Wanna win a trophy and get kissed by several chicks you don't know? Then come on over to Sly Wario(R)'s Need 4 Speed Race competiton! Winners get enough money to buy TGF-PRO, a trophy and thousands of fans! Here are the official rules! OFFICIAL RULES (1) Standard prize not guarenteed. We reserve the right to replace the prize with something of great or better value. NO PURCHASE NECASSARY- Paying for prize won't increase the odds of winning. (2) We are not responsible for damages or losses due to the prize or race. We are not responsible for prize damaging or damages due to gambling, eBay or your own stupidity. (3) We reserve the right to come to smuggle your house keys and/or come in your room and sing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song at 3:00 AM. (4) "SpongeBob SquarePants" (c) Viacom International Inc. We are not ensdorsed, sponsored or affiliated by Viacom International Inc. So enter now, even if you did catch the official rules! About a week, later at the race... Chet Ubetcha: I'm Chet Ubetcha, and this is the race you've all been waiting for! The contestants are Ren Hoek and Stimpy J. Cat in the orange, DK and Diddy Kong in the brown, Mario and Luigi Mario in the green and Jenny XJ9 and Brad McCoy in the red. Ready, set, go! In Mario and Luigi's race car... Mario: Didn't we do this before? Luigi: Contrary to Cyberhick's fanfic, NO! They run over Shyguy. He turns into mooshy bread crumbs... Mario: LUIGI!!!! What did I tell you about running over Shyguys? Luigi: Zzzzz.... Mario grabs the steering wheel eBay, I mean before they crash... In Ren and Stimpy's car... Ren: We're gonna not gonna be singing on the left sidebar fer sure! Stimpy: What? Ren: Mario Kart references! Stimpy: Than why doesn't it say "WARNING Mario Kart references' at the top???? Ren: Hmmm, ask the writer! Stimpy: Whatever! Shyguy ::with a neck cast::: That's a... Shyguy falls over... In DK and Diddy's car... DK: We're gonna win! We're gonna win! You and me son? Diddy: I'M NOT YOUR SON!!! DK: Didn't you saythat before? Diddy: Contrary to Cyberhick's fanfic, NO! In Jenny and Brad's... Jenny: Why do you get to drive? Brad: Because I know what's best for you! Jenny: You may be my best friend, BUT YOU AREN'T A PARENT OF MINE!!!! Jenny and Brad crash. Jenny is fine, but Brad isn't... Brad: Tell Tuck I said "Hi!" for me! Sad, ain't it? Brad dies... Jenny: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????? ::crying:: Wario: Just race, Miss XJ9! Or you'll be spending a few years in spa jail! Jenny: I DON'T CARE!!!!!! ::sobbing:: Wario: Fine! Waitaminnit, this will make customers go away! Okay writer, I put up with...oh who gives a daRN. I'm gonna go home. Wario leaves. Later, at the kiddies room. Jenny comes to Tuck, slowly... Tuck: How goes the war, my good robot? Got good news for me? Jenny: No. I've got terrible news. Your brother...he's... Tuck: ::gulp:: Jenny: ...Dead...He's dead... Jenny and Tuck start crying... Jenny: The last time we were together, we ::sniff:: fought! Tuck: ::sniff:: Yeah... Wario: So not the drama! Let's just get in the nominees for Jenny's new sidekick! Tuck: I...could be a nominee! Please? Jenny: No. Not after what happened to your brother! Tuck: Please! Tuck gives Jenny the world-famous puppy dog pout of Kim Possibles. Jenny: Fine! Besides, look at that scrollbar! We don't have time for anything dramatic! Tuck: ::sniff:: -=-To be continued-=-