Yoshi's Island 2 Episode 5, "Your a Good Sport, Luigi Mario! 3" The Final Chapter At the race track... Chet Ubetcha: I'm Chet Ubetcha and I just wanted to say goodbye to all racers that have died and those that got diareah and left. Ren: Don't say a word. Chet: Anyway, the remaining racers are Racer B, the Mario bros. and our all-new racers, Fred and Daphne of Mysteries Inc.! Fred: What about our last name? Chet: The writer forgot your last names. Fred: Oh. Chet: Anyway, here comes the continuation to the longest episode of Yoshi's Island to ever exist, sorta. Okay, the Marios and in the lead, with Mysteries Inc. in 2nd and Raver, I mean Racer B in last! Racer B: ::GASP:: What the heck happened to Jenny and Tuck? Chet: Don't worry, Racer B! They just left because some guy named Brad died and they have been dipressed ever since and Jenny has extreme paranoya, and this fanfic is full of misspellings. Hey, it's not my fault the writer is so stupid! Chet: You are the writer! Yeah, I know. Shyguy: Oh, that's a classic! Samus: Already?!? Shyguy: That too. Racer B's thoughts: Oh no! They think I'm dead! What do I do now? Wario: Just race, Raver! Or spend a few years in spa jail! Racer B: Well, I do want to see Jenny and Tuck again, so I'll finish the race in this final chapter and get it over with! Wario: Good. Racer B: But how did you know my thoughts? Wario: I look this episode over on the net! Racer B: I hate the internet. In Jenny and Tuck's cabin, they are as serious and nervice as Lemony Snicket... Lemony: Hey! Sorry! Tuck: W-wwwhy do I have to be cut out of the race!??? Jenny is shaking, she walks near the table with her oil... Jenny: BBBB-bbbbecause of your bbbbbbbrother! Jenny accidentally drops her oil mug. It breaks... Tuck: I'll get that! At the race-track... Chet: Y'know, races are usually over by now in Cyberhick's fanfics, but look at that scrollbar! It can't be over yet! In Fred and Daphne's ship... Daphne: Win because we want a big shiny trophy! In the Mario Brothers ship... Mario: Win this because I am the older brother and I'm wearing an authentic 8-bit controller hat! In Racer B's... Racer B's thoughts: Win this so you can get back to Jenny and Tuck! Chet: So close. Only a little more left and...oh! That Racer B fellow crashes right into Jenny and Tuck's cabin! Looks like Brad's not the only one to die in this fanfic! In Jenny and Tuck's cabin... Racer B: I'm ok. Jenny: Hey Racer B! What are you doing in our cabin? Fred: I'll show you... Fred takes off his mask and reveals who Racer B really is. Ohmigosh! Scroll down! The suspense is killing me! Bum bum bum doo doo la la la!!!!! Ta da da ba ba ba!!!! He's...he's...BRAD! Fred: Brad McGoy? Scooby: Robviously. Jenny: Why did you do it? Brad: So I could win a trophy and imprint your name on it! Jenny: But why did you wear a mask? Brad: Because of the cold, cold weather around this area of the website. I'm sorry! Jenny: It's ok. Chet: Well, I guess you win it anyway since the Mario bros. and Fred are disqualified for leaving! So here's your trophy for being the last standing! Brad: Well, I'd only be able to imprint any name I wanted if these was a very corny fanfic! Chet: You can! Brad decided not to comment on the moment, but he imprinted Jenny's name nevertheless. Brad: There it is! In the fixedsys font! Jenny: You mean the one this fanfic was wrote in? Brad: Mmmm-hmmm. but the readers are probably reading it in Courier. Cosmo and Wanda come and make the trophy supersized and everyone gets in the trophy and then Cosmo and Wanda turn the trophy into spinning cups... Wanda: Oh, this is the story of being on an island for years! Cosmo: The sound of snorting like a Boston Terrier is your ears! Shyguy: And that's a classic, that's a classic, that's a classic, that's a classic! Samus: Then I say "already"... Shyguy: And then I say "that too"... All: And I don't know what I'd do without you! Oooooh... Jenny: I guess this is a happy ending... Tuck: Because my big bro's not dead! Jenny: On a webhost... All: That's only a couple of meg... Timmy: ...abytes! Lemony: I hate orange creamy pops... Animaniacs: And we hate reluctant readers! Brad: But as far as laughter goes... All: The folks on the net are recievers! Wario: I guess I should've treated you better... Robowaiter: Thank you! Wario: But just don't hop in the water... All: ...Whatever you do! Brawny man: We all get a little credit... Samus: Mine! BJ: Even us with little parts! Samus: But you are all... The mirage babes: Close to our hearts! All: And that, that, that, that, that is the eeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnddddddd! Mr. Game and Watch comes... Mr. G&W: Anyone need a ride? Lil Game N Watch: But I thought you were dead! Mr. G&W: Actually I was pursuing a job as a telemarketer til my friend Pitfall Hurry told me that they were about to become illegal! Everyone gets in and gets to their original home... THE END!!!!!! - credits - Created by Cyberhick Writers Captain Trouble (LRe) Cyberhick Sazz CJ5 Based on chars by: Frederator Nickelodeon Sega Nintendo HAL Lab, etc. * tHe EnD *