The Big Race

The biggest thing to happen
since Joe Krellinger arrived at the Arctic Research Facility
It's time for the big Arctic-Antarctic Race! There are only three competitors in this global marathon because of the lack of qualifiying residents at the Arctic Research Facility.

The race is going to be too close to call!

Race organized by Joe Krellinger

Joe Krellinger Giant Penguin Filing Cabinet

Occupation

Bored Scientist

Giant Penguin

Filing Cabinet

Accomplishments

 Gold medals in Paperclip Straightening, Ice Sculpture, and Flagpole Licking Gold medals in the 400 M Waddle and Swimming Gold medals in file storing

Odds

Not that we endorse gambling here at the Arctic Reasearch Station
 99 to 1 10 to 1 5,000,000,000 to 1
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