LISTEN UP.

That shouting got your attention, didn't it?
Well look, my roommate Derrel (who may or may not be completely made up for comic fodder) told me about a theoretical masked psychopath who drives around in a yellow van killing people with a huge machete... "What is his name?", I asked.
Derrel, the fool that he is, forgot! Damn you Derrel, how am I supposed to warn my family of this dang law defying Class E license holding scary boy?

Well, it doesn't matter. The man drove up to me, but instead of hacking me to bits with his 4 foot machete, he handed me a business card... What was allegedly on that card, you may or may not be hypothetically asking? Well, let me maybe show you... I scanned it in... Huh... Yeah, there's the file.

I asked where that kiss mark came from and he told me his murderer wife made it to seal the deal. I don't know why she's agreeing to deals for me, but I guess I'm alright with it.

Anyhow, Speed Wingus said that I should put it up on an alt-gaming website. So uh, yeah. There would've been consequences for not doing this, so I guess this is the better choice. I need to keep my neck intact until I get married to my beautiful wife, thank you very much.

Oh shit, I think his big sweaty killer thumb smudged the word "don't" in there. Ah. Well, too late to go back now.

Anyways, please help me make 2-hour games. Fast Freak redirected scammers to my email and they won't stop emailing me. He says if he gets like, at least one game he'll leave me alone. I think if we overwhelm him it'll give him a heart attack or something.

Thanks for listening.

Games made for Speed Maniac's 2 Hour GameJam

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Cup Flipper	04/08/2017 - 16:20	jacklehamster		1
Clown Therapy for Idle Hands	04/03/2017 - 10:30	Protohm Johnny		4
PileMaker 3D	04/02/2017 - 19:09	mr._a		3