Speed Maniac's 2 Hour GameJam

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Wed, Mar 22 2017 05:32 PM
03/22/2017 - 17:32
04/22/2017 - 17:32


That shouting got your attention, didn't it?
Well look, my roommate Derrel (who may or may not be completely made up for comic fodder) told me about a theoretical masked psychopath who drives around in a yellow van killing people with a huge machete... "What is his name?", I asked.
Derrel, the fool that he is, forgot! Damn you Derrel, how am I supposed to warn my family of this dang law defying Class E license holding scary boy?

Well, it doesn't matter. The man drove up to me, but instead of hacking me to bits with his 4 foot machete, he handed me a business card... What was allegedly on that card, you may or may not be hypothetically asking? Well, let me maybe show you... I scanned it in... Huh... Yeah, there's the file.

I asked where that kiss mark came from and he told me his murderer wife made it to seal the deal. I don't know why she's agreeing to deals for me, but I guess I'm alright with it.

Anyhow, Speed Wingus said that I should put it up on an alt-gaming website. So uh, yeah. There would've been consequences for not doing this, so I guess this is the better choice. I need to keep my neck intact until I get married to my beautiful wife, thank you very much.

Oh shit, I think his big sweaty killer thumb smudged the word "don't" in there. Ah. Well, too late to go back now.

Anyways, please help me make 2-hour games. Fast Freak redirected scammers to my email and they won't stop emailing me. He says if he gets like, at least one game he'll leave me alone. I think if we overwhelm him it'll give him a heart attack or something.

This jam goes for a month, modestly paced lad told me the games just had to be developed in two hours or less, not that the jam had to go for that long. So take your time, we have a month.

Thanks for listening.

Games made for Speed Maniac's 2 Hour GameJam

NameCreatedByScreenshotCommentssort icon
Cup Flipper04/08/2017 - 16:20jacklehamstercup.png1
Induction04/30/2017 - 21:41.......295px-Grid_for_McCollough_effect.svg.png2
PileMaker 3D04/02/2017 - 19:09mr._aScreen Shot 2017-04-02 at 1.53.40 AM.png3
Clown Therapy for Idle Hands04/03/2017 - 10:30Protohm Johnnyclownscreenshot1.png4