LORDS of SEX: Neapolitan Museum of Muscle Bods, jacked up dudes and obscenely NATTY curiosities

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volume warning its loud the menu is loud like holy cow VOLUME warning VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING VOLUME WARNING

dont download this game if you are under 6'0

credits

riceshoes pretty much did everything except for

porcelains/aleph/healthandefficiency did the "nice!" soundbite

and my friends helped with the writing sometimes but i did all of the work it was all me hahahahahahhahahahahah

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clyde's picture

I was only able to

I was only able to appreciate 85 of the 88 art-works.
I'm not a fan of the tedium of the appreciation-joke, but I suspect that I'm not really the expected audience for this game. I did enjoy walking around a gallery and seeing the collection of pop-culture references, screenshots, and asunder photographs/models that were enough of a priority to include. I both reminded me of gallery exhibits I've seen and gave me a pretty good idea of what it would be like to see some of this stuff in a gallery.

Danni's picture

Please put a volume warning

Please put a volume warning on this.

joobworld's picture

done and done (

done and done (

sergiocornaga's picture

Too bad

I'm 5'11".

mkapolk's picture

I remember when I was in

I remember when I was in college I popped into one of the student galleries and seeing a piece that made me think, "this is neat, but if I saw it on tumblr I probably wouldn't reblog it or anything." I like the way that online imageboards and their descendants turn people casually into curators of their own private collections. It's cool to go through someone's image collection to see what makes them tick. Putting the pieces into space like this has the potential to make very interesting comparisons between pieces, a possibility that tends to get lost, especially on tumblr, since people tend to reblog things roughly chronologically. I realize in this game it's played as a joke, but it'd be interesting to see a game that takes this same approach but is more sensitive to the way that galleries contrast the pieces in a space and create a flow.

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