YOU CAN ONLY DIE 80 TIMES

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Dear You,

You have incurred my fearsome wrath!

Love,

Nummer, supreme wizard

Cursed by the fearsome wrath of the supreme wizard Nummer to become immortal, you try to defy this annoyance by making yourself only able to die 80 more times. But the kicker is, you brought this on yourself, first by ruining her spaghetti dinner one time, and later mis-casting your spell to break out of her curse, reducing your immortality to being able to die only 80 times. To top it all off, you are on the way home and stuck in the Field Corridor, a dangerous zone. Your only help now is the fact that you can safely die 80 times, but keep in mind that it is only 80 times that you can die! If that wasn't bad enough, every time you do die, up to the limit of 80, your grasp of reality will be shaken dramatically by the withering curse of supreme wizard Nummer!

WANT TO KNOW MORE? CLICK HERE FOR THE REAL STORY...

Author: 
Wendy Wildshape & Nikki Bee & Decky Coss
Made For: 
An event

Comments

GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST

What the hell am I looking at?!?!?!?

Wow....!

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WTF

I am dodging a bus...!

WHERE AM I? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

(PS: this game is fantastic. It will take you places. Wow!!!!)

I can't favorite this game

I can't favorite this game enough. Wow.

You all did a fantastic job on this one.

wendywildshape's picture

omg

omg thanks :D

wendywildshape's picture

this is what this game is

this is what this game is all about

sergiocornaga's picture

Whoa, this has way more

Whoa, this has way more levels than I remember! I think the vocal jumping sound effects are my favourite phenomenon.

sergiocornaga's picture

Got home! That was

Got home! That was definitely longer than when I last played it. Wow.

wendywildshape's picture

i think there was a shorter

i think there was a shorter edition that was out for a while, this is the definitive edition

the jumping sound effects are all nikki, they really are an amazing addition :)

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for fairness, I took all the

for fairness, I took all the jumping sfx from Quake 3 haha

ps. there definitely was a short version for a while, and I was blown AWAY by this expanded version when I came back to the game a year later

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numberguts

i'm not kidding, this is one of the best platformers i've ever played and that's one of my favourite genres

Nice!

This is a very cool design, and it's fun to play too! I love how the enviroment itself begins to turn against the player as he dies time and time again.

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