It's interesting how the words of the spam are the main appeal so it feels like it is difficult to appreciate them in a context more complex than just the words. I had this problem when making https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/8531
I like how the entire thing comes off as some sort of prepared work-meeting power-point that the crew enjoys ironically. It would be neat if I could convince some office that I am trying to sell work-gloves and have this as part of the presentation with a full-on straight-face just so the employees could always have the camaraderie of how strange those bouncing hands were when the slide is talking about wavering a hammer on a site, affecting grave objects.

Excellent spiel. The images really helped to sell me on the concept of gloves!