Game File (Linux): 

coast_source.zip

Game File: 

coast_release.zip

ummm here is my "video game"

secret info: f4 to fullscreen, game autosaves, delete the ini file it creates to restart your progress

requirements:
A combination/clash of two themes/aesthetics that aren't typically seen together
A gimmick or mechanic that leaves no corner of the game unscathed ("really? did it really have to also affect this?")
Homemade ambient track
A parable that teaches the player a lesson quite different from any parable they have heard before
A fun or interesting character controller, or one with two different modes

wasn't able to hit the second and fourth marks BUT i have achieved combining the aesthetics of 'pixel art' and 'vector flash gradients' as well as 'cute character' in 'uncute environment.'
made a couple homemade ambient flavored tracks and movement is platformer but can also propel yourself by shooting

credits:
sound effects were made with jsfxr
i did not make the song that plays in the bonus level
the world 2 song uses a sample that's just a clip of another song, and it is not a song that i made. i don't know what song it is i found it in a silly video and i wasn't able to successfully find the source of the audio but i do know that i did not make it