The Jon Lovitz Trilogy

Control the fate of one man in a story so epic, so amazing, that it can only be implemented in GameMaker and drawn in MSPaint!

WIELD the power of the revolver!
SLAUGHTER the Dumb Apples Who Hop!
TREMBLE before the might of the Milwaukee Beast!
WEEP from any number of orifices at the magificent storyline!

Seriously, this series is rhinocerous beyond rhinocerous. Download it here. (local mirror, 50mb)