Of all the trainwrecked games I've seen, none I've seen have been more trainwrecky than Cosmic Race. There have been several reviews of this game, all of whose writers are in disbelief that this game ever got out the door and on to store shelves at all. You know, I wonder if anyone would be willing to make an unofficial sequel to this game? Maybe one with new characters, such as Chuck Norris riding a flying machine gun, or Mario riding a flying sponge. And also new tracks, such as the huge desert place with giant hammers and battle axes strewn about for no good reason, or the nonsensical city place with all the buildings suspended 500 feet above the ground! Ah, what a game it would be...