Death-Defying Princess Groove

thesycophant's picture
Game File: 

Defy death by pressing X to groove, Princess!

(Mind your stamina bar! It fills faster when you've got more stamina!)

John D. Moore
Made For: 
An event


Malingerer-Z's picture

A page torn from the happy spastic handbook

I won't give this a rating out of 5 stars unless you request me to... I don't see the value in doing that.

Anyway, I'm in love with any game that lets you turn the smiling protagonist into a spastic by simply tapping buttons in rapid succession.


SpindleyQ's picture

Just FYI, in the UK the word

Just FYI, in the UK the word "spastic" is a seriously offensive slur against disabled people. I'd prefer not to have it carelessly bandied about here. Thanks!

Malingerer-Z's picture

I see. Gotcha.

Duly noted. I'd remove the comment myself, but seem unable to do so. That's fine, as it's better to own up to mistakes.

I tried writing several apologies, but they all sounded unintentionally facetious. The best I can do is alter my vocabulary and pledge to be more sensitive.*
*Is it just me, or is the above sentence the first of it's kind on the internet, and in a COMMENTS section no less...?

sergiocornaga's picture

Beaten! Enjoyed!

Also, congrats on creating one of the few games to feature a Black female protagonist.

Smedis2's picture

I've just realized that :o

I've just realized that :o

sir_mud's picture

What was this made in that

What was this made in that makes the download so huge?

thesycophant's picture

It's Game Maker. It's huge

It's Game Maker. It's huge because to get Game Maker to dynamically change volume in-game, I needed to use a WAV file.

sir_mud's picture

got to love little quirks

got to love little quirks like that

fireball3k's picture

i'm giving this a five for

i'm giving this a five for two reasons. one, i love this song. two, i thought you were supposed to mash the button instead of just hold it, which made it sound choppy and amused me to no end