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| - | Torture Device #29482. | + | Released in 2013 to wide disgust from future me. |
| - | name is taken from a grand theft auto vice city cutscene. | + | CW: Epilepsy, very fast moving objects that obscure your vision. |
| - | <b>THIS GAME IS BROKEN (SOMETIMES) PLAY IT AND SEE IF IT IS FOR YOU COS IDK HAHAHAHAHAHAH</b> | + | Fun facts about Nice Ass, Baby!: |
| - | used: "Meow Mix" by Cyriak, "Starter" by Boys Noize and "Pure Fish" by Gammer and Klubfiller, cut down to >10 second loops. | + | - It's not a good video game. |
| - | + | - In fact it's the only one of my games that can be classed as true kusoge. | |
| - | update (2015-07-19)!!! i removed the secret stuff archive. should not have included it to begin with. any references to it in game are meaningless! it's also in a nice zip file now, how lovely. | + | - The name is taken from a GTA: Vice City cutscene. |
| - | + | - It's paritally broken and I can't fix it. | |
| - | also, quick guide for those who cant seem to figure levels out!! | + | - It did have a bonus archive that came with the game but I removed it due to foolishly including stuff that I didn't even own. |
| - | + | - If the archive still existed, the password would have been "corruptionofchampions". Yes, this game references items from an R-18 flash game. | |
| - | LEVEL WHERE YOURE A GORILLA AND THERES A WALL OF GYMNASIAS: click the jack in the box! collect a certain amount of points! if it never seems to end with the wall not going away, restart the game and try again!! i dont know why this happens at all! its just random!! fuck | + | - Most levels that appear to linger on a static image can be advanced via left clicking. |
| - | + | - The way "zetazs map" is a single image that flashes text on screne before changing is a nod to Vidiot Game by GZStorm. | |
| - | LEVEL WHERE YOURE AN ORANGE ON A GREEN BACKGROUND: hold one of the arrow keys! you start off moving super slowly, and eventually pick up speed!! | + | - On "gro plus", click any jack in the box. Soon as you collect enough points (about 50000), it'll turn into a big negative number. If you go over 10k, press F2 and restart. |
| - | + | - On "reducto", its hard to see but in the bottom left corner it says "press z". Do that. | |
| - | LEVEL WHERE YOURE A GO KART: dont touch the sides! theres a wall half way through, you can disable it by touching the item in the top left area! be super careful and control your speed by stopping and VERY GENTLY pressing the correct arrow key for the direction you need to move in! it is possible to both move super slow and also to complete the level!! | + | - On "numb rocks", the acceleration is intentionally slower than molasses. Press and hold a direction, you'll eventually keep moving. I'd advise against stopping before changing direction unless you want to be there all day. |
| - | + | - On "whisker fruit", you have to have extreme patience and motor control. Mute the audio so you can concentrate. Gently press the up key to start moving, but dont hit it too hard or you'll zoom into a wall and will have to start over. Press down if you need to stop. The walls and ceilings without anything on them will stop you as well. You need to collect the weird eyeball on the top left to continue into the right hand part of the screen. Collide with the bubbles to finish the level. | |
| - | that is all 'w' | + | |
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Nice Ass, Baby!
Tue, 05/28/2013 - 05:24 — avery
Released in 2013 to wide disgust from future me.
CW: Epilepsy, very fast moving objects that obscure your vision.
Fun facts about Nice Ass, Baby!:
- It's not a good video game.
- In fact it's the only one of my games that can be classed as true kusoge.
- The name is taken from a GTA: Vice City cutscene.
- It's paritally broken and I can't fix it.
- It did have a bonus archive that came with the game but I removed it due to foolishly including stuff that I didn't even own.
- If the archive still existed, the password would have been "corruptionofchampions". Yes, this game references items from an R-18 flash game.
- Most levels that appear to linger on a static image can be advanced via left clicking.
- The way "zetazs map" is a single image that flashes text on screne before changing is a nod to Vidiot Game by GZStorm.
- On "gro plus", click any jack in the box. Soon as you collect enough points (about 50000), it'll turn into a big negative number. If you go over 10k, press F2 and restart.
- On "reducto", its hard to see but in the bottom left corner it says "press z". Do that.
- On "numb rocks", the acceleration is intentionally slower than molasses. Press and hold a direction, you'll eventually keep moving. I'd advise against stopping before changing direction unless you want to be there all day.
- On "whisker fruit", you have to have extreme patience and motor control. Mute the audio so you can concentrate. Gently press the up key to start moving, but dont hit it too hard or you'll zoom into a wall and will have to start over. Press down if you need to stop. The walls and ceilings without anything on them will stop you as well. You need to collect the weird eyeball on the top left to continue into the right hand part of the screen. Collide with the bubbles to finish the level.