Defense Sheng Castle 2 - Bride of the Gator

mno's picture
deshengcastle2gatorbrideattacks.png

***COOL NOTE***: The Sound Track to this game is now available!!: http://ruffty.bandcamp.com/album/music-from-the-bride-of-the-gator
***COOL NOTE 2***: The Sound Track to that soundtrack is now available!!: https://ruffty.bandcamp.com/album/music-not-from-music-from-the-bride-of-the-gator

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! YOU THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH FUNDING! BUT WE DID!! AND WE'RE BACK:

D'EAT SHENGLY'S BAKED COOKIES 4: SLAM ME THAT SLIME SPHERE, BUDDY!!

What is it? ONLY the greatest ClickTeam Fusion's 20.Five Game Of The Year To Be Released Only Hours Before The Year Is Over of the year (GOAT OF THE YEAR) ((GTFTHYR))

Our favourite fans have already recieved their thank-you packages in the mail. If you have NOT recieved any such, it's because you didn't pay us enough money! Sorry. Not!!!

FAQ:

A: This is an FAQ!!! Geeze lousy eeze!

Q: How do I complete the robot quest?

A: Destroy their cottage, steal their wed-mug, smash their spaceships, drink their lukewarm space-booze, crush their leaders, spill their milk.=!

Q: Why do you keep making these horrible games that nobody wants?

A: I have reported your address to the super-police and they will have your house surrounded within minutes.

Q: What is the plot of of of Return To Castle Desheng 3D?

A: I'm glad you asked!!!
A: In this 'spiritual successor', we have taken what people LOVE about the original (shotguns and demons) and taken them out entirely. Instead, what we have here is a tale of love. Love, and redemption. Love, and redemption, and cold-blooded creatures.
A:) The story is as follows::
    STORY: Are you one of Zepulon The Raider OF Defenders of Space Zones, a stereo of the future, a princess warrior fated for great destinations, a fantastic pair of binoculars, WufflePuffer The Wonder Dog, bald space marine space-farerer, a giant key stuck on something, or ???!
    STORY: IF SO, you are already a part of this fantastic game!!
    STORY: The events between the first game and the second are as follows:
        EVENT: Zepulon laid down after being shot.
         EVENT: stereo had nobody to play it... yet?
        EVENT: princess warrior ran to work
        event: binoculars now exist
        EVENT: WufflePuffer was redacted
        EVENT5 Bald Space Marine got back his keycards!
        EVENTS:Giant Key is still stuck in the muck- or "muck stuck"!
   STORY: Any reader who is now left thunderstruck at these turns of events will have no difficulty in catching up: included in this package is the zeroth entry in the series, at no 'added' cost!!!
    STORY: And so, our heros continue on....
      Story: Breaking Story: STORIES OF MANY BUILDINGS CONTAIN NO 13TH FLOOR, THEY ARE RESERVED FOR "MILITECH RESEARCH"

Q: How much of this is STOLEN?

A: Very little... I used many of the 'libraries' provided by clickteam, various freely-distributed packs of samples, as well as some sprites from Fist of the North Carp!

Q: How much of this is YOURS?

A: Very little... The guitar playing in the "Dig" AKA "Wow Another Item..." Zone, past the noisy intro section, is all by me, Ruffty M¢buck$! The music on "And/OrAdventure" is also by me, an edit of the first take of a song idea by me. Look forward to the smash hit "Music From The Bride Of The Gator" coming soon!!

:

:?

Q: This format for jokes is getting old and tiresome.

A: Says YOU!

Q: Stereo?

A: Did you know: You can HOLD DOWN some of the buttons on the stereo? Well, you can do that. Try it now. C'mon. It's cool. Seriously. Not all of the buttons though. Just some of them. Ok well like half of them really. A lot of the buttons just reverse the 'direction' so if you only look at the actual features, it's probably exactly half.

Q: Where can I send in my mail-in rebate for Dolphin Watch Deluxe Edition?

A: Sorry, our mail service no longer exists, so you can not.

Q: Who is Macmillian? And were they the real culprit?

A: Have you tried, oh I don't know, holding down a combination of two non-contradictory arrow keys like the INSTRUCTIONS tell you to?

Q:

A: Sorry, I don't have any 'lemonade' with me so I can not read this invisible text!

Q: Why does this game have such deep moral ponderings and questions?

A: Our writers are well paid as well as fed!

Q: UGH! This "action" (if you can say it has that!) "puzzler" (if you can say it is puzzling!) has me confounded!

A: The first two parts are simple enough... After that, just listen to the music :)

Q: HELP! Bald Space Marine keeps getting stuck in the freeze lasers and refusing to leave them :(

A: They are not a person, they are a thing: a large pack of samples gifted to me by one "shengly!" Also, no they can not be a culprit because; see first part of this answer.

That should be all... keep "TUNED" here for some feedback on just what IS the real bride of the gator...

Made For: 
An event

Comments

mno's picture

ARGH! I CAN't FIGURE OUT THE PUZZLE

WHAT THE HECK PM ME THE ANSWER??? THIS IS SO ANNOYING

mno's picture

no

that'd be cheating

let-off-studios's picture

Transcendent.

n/t

mno's picture

I'm not sur what "n/t" means

I'm not sure what "n/t" means but I like it. Would you mind if I quoted that? "n/t".

let-off-studios's picture

n/t = "no text"

The one word "transcendent" contains everything about my opinion on this fantastic game. There's so much going on, on so many levels. I was feeling nostalgia, curiosity, revulsion, surprise and wonder, and even pondering the notion of "Schrodinger's Purple Key Card."

Using "n/t" was a throwback to my first days of message boards, where one would put their thoughts in the subject line, and follow it with the acronym so that people wouldn't have to try and read more into their comment. For this game - more than any other - a single, loaded-word comment seemed appropriate.

In other words: sure, go ahead and quote it if you like. :)

mno's picture

n/t

Ahh, that's very interesting history. I'm glad you're enjoying my creation so much :)

Danni's picture

The Egypt level is by far my

The Egypt level is by far my favorite thing about this. So many wonderful bits of dialogue, and the Pro/Anti-Pyramid thing, too!

mno's picture

ahh, glad to hear it!!

That was the longest level for development I think... real big, lots of content, and so much going on!

ghettowreath's picture

my favorite is

The character that tolerates pain to an impressionable level. , the way he slides and the controls in general, it has that 3d oldschool capable feel to it, very classact. The way he just rolled with it seemlessly. I really like the way this adventure just sort of takes everything applicable and gives it something to work with. Most people seem to take the gian library of images for granted but here they're nice and tidy and worked in quite well, the powerslide. The dolphin history helper watching is nice too. Really you've got a bunch of key points in here and it's organized like a personal organizer and a little something in here for everyone to enjoy and it is a very well presentation overall.. And it's keyed in by a program from the future that hardly anyone even has a physical copy of so that's saying something too. I miss these gameplay elements and it's like a throwback since it's been a bit. I like how this one just popped up out of nowhere with minimal hype, just bam there it is, and yeah, i'm sure over time more people will enjoy it. bee.

mno's picture

Thanks!!!

I'm glad you enjoyed it so much :) With MMF2/the future/ we have such a larg graphics library to use yah! There's real unexplored depths in there. Lots of business related junk too, for some reason.

Also I usually try to keep low hype now, unless it's something I'm directly working on, so people don't expect something that won't come out for years! Which hopefully hasn't happened much yet.

ihavefivehat's picture

nise

I haven't played the game yet, but I loved the level that takes place under the ocean. the fish all had such interesting things to say, and you wrote the dialogue in such a funny manner. then when you ride the coral space ship to mars, I had trouble piloting it (the onscreen controls are tough to get a 'handle' on (haha pun!)) but I think i made it to the end? is the martian saying "hey! my buddy is in trouble, pilot to uranus and to save him" the final screen?

But I liked the game, and nice job designing it!

mno's picture

I only saw this comment just

I only saw this comment just now!! Thank you so much for enjoying the water level. That part of the game was the last I did, and it delayed the game significantly, and I've always felt for years that it's very easy for most players to see none or a tiny amount of the content in it. Thanks for reading so many of the fish!!

pensive-mosquitoes