Fucking Spambots

SpindleyQ's picture

Man, fuck spambots. I just installed an anti-spam module and painstakingly hand-deleted like 50 identical posts, so hopefully we won't have this kind of trouble again.

Plus, this is what the new user signup email looks like now:

Quote:
Word up, !username,
Glorious Trainwrecks Dot Com is delighted to have you aboard! Assuming you're not a spambot. You're totally a human being, right? Right. That's why I don't need to put a direct login link in this email.

Anyway, here's your username and password:

username: !username
password: !password

This is a one-time login, so it can be used only once.

After logging in, you will be prompted to change your password, because who wants computer-generated passwords? Godless spambots, that's who.

A spambot killed my parents, you know.

-- The Glorious Trainwrecks Dot Com User-Authenticating Robot


GOOD LUCK SCRAPING THAT, YOU JACKASS SPAMBOTS

SpindleyQ's picture

PS. PLEASE DIE, SPAMBOTS

PS. PLEASE DIE, SPAMBOTS

kirkjerk's picture

PPS

PPS SPAMBOTMASTER, PLEASE HAVE YOUR ANUSES SAVAGELY RIPPED OUT BY TEEMING PACKS OF HERPES-LADEN VOMIT SMELLING WOLVERINES WITH GIANT, LEMON AND SALT SOAKED MUTANT GORILLAS REACHING INTO YOUR FESTERING ABDOMINAL CAVITY THROUGH THE PREVIOUSLY RESULTING GAPING HOLE, TAKING HOLD OF YOUR SPINE AND RUNNING THEIR SAVAGELY SHARP TEETH ALONG EVERY NERVE THEREIN, STOPPING ONLY AT THE NEXT WHEREUPON A TEAM OF ANGERED TIBETAN NINJAS PRESSES SPIKES INTO YOUR EYES, EARS, AND NOSE, LEAVING YOU ALIVE BUT PARALYZED, ABLE TO SENSE ONLY THE CEASELESS AGONY. KTXBI.

Six's picture

W-wait, painstakingly

W-wait, painstakingly hand-deleted? You know you can just mass-select them in the comments sidebar module, right? That's how I unpublished them.

Unless the spambots actually posted blogs or something since then. In which case: Jesus.

SpindleyQ's picture

Oh, hey, that would've been

Oh, hey, that would've been handy to know.

I also marked them all as spam before I deleted them, but that was kind of futile since they were all identical.

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