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Don't Look At My Dog

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From the impossibly handsome genius behind Hide The Hot Dog 2 and Look At My Dog comes the latest in mind-bendingly realistic dog-looking-at simulators. Don't Look At My Dog features all-new dog pictures, a new rocking soundtrack, and gameplay so abstract you'll think you've been transported to a dimension of pure madness! It will be your own personal hell! Fun for the whole family.

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Terminology

It feels a little weird just throwing the word "Trainwreck" all over the place, like a proper noun with an established meaning. Is it cool that I'm essentially using "trainwreck" as the name of a genre? Because if there's a better shorthand to refer to the sorts of games this site's about, I'm open to suggestions.

A piece about trainwrecks

Hello! So, I am planning on writing something about Glorious Trainwrecks (this is very over due), and would like your help!

First, who are the people involved in maintaining the community these days? I will have to chat to them at some point! Or even if you're just an active member of the current community. I may want to chat with you too, depending on how everything else goes.

I'd also like to know which trainwrecks on this site are your favourites. It doesn't matter if you or someone else made them, anything goes! Age of the game also doesn't matter (in fact I'm hoping to find some golden oldies I missed).

I would love to ask everyone what GT is/means to them, but I don't want people to put effort into such a thing when I know I'll have limited space and won't be able to use much.

I've no idea when this will be finished too - it will be worked on in my spare time purely for LOVE.

But still, if you want to supply some input, I welcome it!

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a lumber proposal

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your girlfriend is tied to a stake and you've gotta chop down this tree!

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Fun Fun Fun

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The most fun ever!

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hanski
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monsterball

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It's Halloween! And once again, whoops, I forgot to make a game. So this is more like a toy / graphics-design exercise.

Move your monster ball around. Click to add a random monster head, or hit the first letter for a [v]ampire,[w]itch,[g]host, or [f]rankstein monster. Space resets.

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Her Universe

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Happy Klickmas, mr._a ! I made a game for you. I hope you enjoy it. :)

Her Universe is a mouse-driven puzzle, where you use trial-and-error to assemble the pieces of a mixed-up story. Lots of audio recordings and a search on YouTube for strange atmospheric sounds made this one a lot of fun to make. I went out of my comfort zone for this one.

mr._a's wishlist included:
A.

i will live forever
the universe makes sense
there is hope
i can hear a body gouging at the wall and shrieking
i hope they bring wine!

B.

in lieu of air, a thick pudding

D.

[REDACTED]
the comfortable warmth of pissing slowly down one trouser-leg

X. CIRCLE ANYTHING: ALL / SOME / NONE / MIX & MATCH / WERE YOU INSPIRED? RUN WITH IT! YOU ARE YOUR OWN [QRV]. NEVER STOP

Some graphics and all event coding by let-off-studios. Voices by let-off-studios and DKA. Other sound effects made with bfxr.

Icons from game-icons.net:
http://www.game-icons.net

Story content inspired entirely from the Random Creative Idea Generator:
http://ideagenerator.creativitygames.net/

...and from randomly-selected action words at Random Lists:
https://www.randomlists.com/random-verbs

Radio noise found via YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wffIdh0CZWs

Ambient sounds also found on YouTube (and this is fascinating):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQL53eQ0cNA

Enjoy, and "thank you for play!"

EDIT: Made one small change, and now the game is just a bit easier to finish in one go.

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GloriousZombo.com

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-HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO TGF1 FORMAT, THUS PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING RUN IT NOW-

It's Zombo.com remade in KNP the best I can do it! (Sorry for the piss-poor circles)

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PLAY:

CLICK THE UPPER MOST DUDE IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER TO PROGRESS PAST TITLE SCREEN,
ENTER THE BUILDING ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE TO MEET YOUR BOSS AND START WORKING ON YOUR JOB
GO INTO THE FILING CABINET TO FIND A MINIATURE VERSION OF NARNIA INSIDE A SNOWGLOBE
SHAKE THE SNOWGLOBE TO MAKE THE MONSTER ENERGY DRINK FALL OUT OF THE COMPUTER
DRINK THE ENERGY DRINK TO BECOME SUPER POWERED
FLY OUT OF THE BUILDING WINDOW AND SAVE THE FALLING BABY FROM THE BRIDGE
GIVE THE BABY BACK TO THE WOMAN OR EAT THE BABY
IF YOU GIVE THE BABY BACK WELL DONE YOU HAVE GOT THE GOOD ENDING AND YOU ARE NOW WORLD RENOWNED AS A HERO TO ALL
IF YOU EAT THE BABY YOU DIE STRAIGHT AWAY DUE TO THE POISON LIQUID GAS BAGS INSIDE THE BABY.

(actual instructions; click the middle circle to quit, click the dot in "zombo.com" to get to the secret 2SPOOKY mode)

If anyone wants to take this and improve upon it, feel free to do so.

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Wizard Forest

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It's a game about emotions. And wizards.

(As proposed by some beautiful cruncher on the GAME IDEAS spreadsheet.)

CONTROLS:
Arrows - move
X - Jump
Z - Use item

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John D. Moore
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HellBounders

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A brief adventure through Hell and back.
Except we never actually get back.
And we don't get very far through Hell, either.
Come to think of it, it's not even called 'Hell' in this game.
So, 'a brief adventure with an inappropriate title' then.

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Jay Griffin
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