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merry_klikmas_bc_.zip

This game is for bc_, merry klikmas!

I played a little fast and loose with your requests, but I hope its still alright! You mentioned liking euro western more than great american western and i didn't know what that means so i watched "My Name Is Nobody" on netflix and I still don't know but anyway i set the game in a desert with lots and lots (and lots) of cacti. You play as a feller with a rude finger that you can use to poke the villains that surround you. It's got klipart villains and it uses cooltext.com to generate the dialog reactions. a little mno guy will follow you around as well. i used some artistic license on him but i used your drawings so i hope that all works out. oh and there's an explosino when you beat the boss. Oh! and that music you linked. it's made in unity so i can't post the events per se but the source is here if you want it.

controls: WASD to move
mouse to point
shift to sprint
you can beat the banditos by rude fingering them

also make sure you're connected to the internet because it downloads the cooltext in real time

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my browsing history.html

This is a slideshow of images I have browsed online recently

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giftopia.zip

You are PARTY ROBOT! Your goal is to uhhhhhhh

Does not work in Firefox :( Definitely does work in Chrome.

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ninjaklikbetter.zip

BEHOLD! A BUNCH OF STOLEN GAMES BECAUSE THAT'S PART OF THE JOKE!
Anyways im tired screw this description

BONUS MASTER NINJA CHALLENGE
Can you identify all of the games used in this?!?!?!?!?!

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flickgame (12).html

There you go!

I drew this terrible sprite

and I haven't been able to stop laughing at it. A game needs to be made for this man with arched eyebrows, severely deformed leg and crabwalk.

I was thinking something along the lines of Castlevania 3, with visual nods to games from LJN, Software Creations, and Ultimate/Rare, but more specifically Ocean and their goddamn super white people sprites.

Okay, maybe that's not exactly what I'm going for. I will post later when I have a clearer idea.

So here's my submission for the new trainwreck...
I made it in a half hour...
I would have made it longer but I have to go to a celebration for the winter equinox...
Only 4 levels and they're all pretty easy...
Your a penguin who can replicate himself and use his body as a platform...
(BTW this is also my first KnP EVAR...
So in the half hour I learned how to use it and make the game)

Spacebar to replicate
Arrow Keys to move
ctrl to jump

http://willhostforfood.com/files4/2/4/6/246259/Dj%20Penguinz.zip

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This is (not) A Game.zip

First thing I've ever made in The Games Factory 1. It's a joy to use and improved *SO MUCH* over K&P. So now I'm using it in K&P's place :3

Anyway, this was gonna be a big ass game thing but oops i got lazy/ran out of ideas for it so yeah, enjoy this small thing of what could've been.

2018 Extra Notes: 2012 me clearly had more of a care-free attitude to be posting rather political things like this, especially the end result of it too. But hey, the title is very much accurate. At least I included dedicated YEARGH.wav and SPANK.wav buttons. That's pretty cool. Otherwise, this one isn't worth bothering with.

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Pokemon Copper (Illegal Pokemon Fangame).zip

I am only posting this one for completeness. It's my third ever game, another brief for University (that I miraculously passed, by a hair) which caused me to have a breakdown on submission date. ENJOY IF YOU DARE.

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rich.zip

HOW HIGH CAN FORTRAN RICH?