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cdc.zip

Playing around and ended up making a little thing for the anniversary jam. There's not a lot of gameplay - mainly because what I had in mind as I was playing around was dim memories of screensavers. Such gameplay as there is comprises clicking on the crystals to try for a high score (because crystal is traditional for 15th anniversary!). Or you can just watch the pictures drift past. The images are all produced with neural blender which is a web-based AI generated 'art' system using 'computer' as part of the text prompt; I've been down a bit of a rabbit hole re that sort of thing since I made my recent 'Art of the Real'. Anyway - hope you get something out of it and happy anniversary!

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Flood2LP.7z

A completely authentic and unedited recording of my game "Flood The Chamber Again: This Time It's Lava" being soundly defeated by myself! Though some spots were more than a bit tricky for me to get past.

Watch in awe as the videogame character moves independently of your volition! Even though this is coded in Game Maker, is it still really a game? (No.)

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SDTRIBU.zip

KLIPART SHOOTER: A 'SMEDIS'® PRODUCTION BY MNO™

THE INSIPID STORY
You are CAPTAIN STARRUFF, klipart ship pilot extraordinaire. You are the commander for the space station, DINGWED, around the planet POOLYTEXTURED-SORRY. Everything was fine until one day while you were scouting out a new area of the planet, FVIL EACE attacked and destoryed DINGWED with his wormy army of APPLE CLONES! You are humanity's last resort to defeat FVIL EACE once and for all, CAPTAIN STARRUFF! You only have 100 SPACE SECONDS* to do so before the weight of the clones creates a black hole! May the power of klipart be with you!

* 1 SPACE SECOND = ax²+by - 4ac normal seconds

THE INSPIRED CONTROLS
Press the SHIFT key to do stuff such as: play the game; shoot; play the game again; shoot more
Use the ARROW KEYS to move your ship around when it exists. They do nothing otherwise so don't bother wasting your time pressing them.
At any time you can hit ESCAPE to end the game, and forcing CAPTAIN STARRUFF to launch himself out of his ship and catch onto a passing star to reach earth before FVIL EACE and warn them of the danger. The latter is not shown because the animation budget ran out.

SCORES
1-5002: Yu are the worst don't bother playing again give up
5001+: KLIPART MASTER

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WitchSisters.zip

ANETTA (player 1) is coming to break MURIEL (player 2) free from the lava dungeon. Anetta has the ability to shoot things, which allows her to defeat enemies and destroy certain blocks. Muriel can create blocks and can jump higher.

Find a friend and play together! This game is really confusing (to me) when played by one person.

CONTROLS:
Player 1:
Walk: A, D
Jump: W
Magic: Space/S

Player 2:
Walk: Left, Right
Jump: Up
Magic: Control/Numpad0

(I want to make a good version of a game like this someday)

sock player hits the sock ball and wins a contract as a hooker.

hookers play rugby league

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PixelJam.zip

PixelJam

A, fast, fun Pixelized shmup, that advances you in z-levels when you kill enough enemies, to reveal you as a a small part of a much bigger conflict. Pixel-Perfect Sprite Explosions in real time, endless waves, and auto-upgrading weapons!

Made in 48 hours for a local game jam.

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whats7.zip

Hint: The only possible answer is 7.

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There's A Shark At The City.rar

Protagonist: Yellow Jogger
Antagonist: Judge
Weapon: Nothing
Objective: Stop the sharks

Feed the shark with sandwichs so it don't eat people!
Grab the falling ingredients in order and then throw it to the shark! Don't mess up. Also, avoid the evil judge!

SHIFT - Jump
CTRL - Throw sandwich

PS: In order to successfully make a sandwich, grab a Bottom Bread, then a Lettuce, then Meat, and finally, the Top Bread, then just throw it to the shark.

EDIT: Now the music loops.
EDIT2: Now you can throw incomplete burgers

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MAX 100.zip

MAX 100 is the sequel to BOOK WO, DO IT ALL NIGHT, BYE BYE BABY BOMB, and CLOUD NINE

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN EXTREME TO THE MAX

THE MAX 100

PRESS LEFT AND RIGHT

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Country Bear's Bottomless Pit of Despair (16-bit)

Country Bear, fresh from finally snapping, has a new game for you to play. Your only choice is to head for the bottom and hope for the best.

Download the 32-bit Enhanced version for slightly better graphics and Windows Vista and up compatibility.