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Stiupid galaxy

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This is late and made it weeks ago but i hope it makes up for the suckyness of this kotm. no offence to other games i have not even tried playing them yet. (But I DID rent fiddler on the roof, and I WILL watch it! anyway can i have ten thousand dollars?)

title, storyline and gameplay inspired by mario galaxy. in fact it's almost a pixel for pixel remake!

ok that's obviously a lie

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The Game to End All Games

Hello my friends. I have not posted on here in 3 years or so because I have been in a game development wormhole for 3 years working on league of piss 2. They have not been hugely productive or satisfying years. The reason for this is that league of piss 2 require a fully custom engine plus I had a few weird mental breaks where I started developing it as an isometric block game etc etc. Originally piss 2 did not have a custom engine but I had ideas that were too cool for godot and they needed to be brought to life.
Anyway, the point is that game development can be a very slow and demanding process and it can even get in the way of other parts of your life that ARE more important, and so I have conceived the idea of a game that never ends. You may remember that when minecraft came out it was in alpha status and people played the game for years alongside it's development, enjoying new features as they came out. I would like to do the same thing but with a story driven game, simply release new stories again and again, basically treating the game less like one game, and more like a program and a vehicle for the delivery of whatever stories I like. This game is not going to be in alpha status like minecraft thoiugh because that implies progress towards an end. This game will just cease development when / if I am sick of it.
I am very excited about this idea because I think that it has a lot of benefits both for me, and for the final product. I very much like small details and funny secret characters and things in games, but when you are busy and stressed this is difficult, but when you are simply creating content and the overheads of creating the game and world are already behind you, there is no reason not to add as much detail as you desire.
I also think that having all of these stories and characters within one game and one world benefits each thing, but it allows interrelation and connection between them, and a sense of exploration.
Since all this content comes out in phases, to help people keep track I think I will have a system similar to super mario 64 where you could see your progress in completing areas, as this way when areas of the game become bigger you will know to go back there. I dunno I will try that anyway.
Anyway you get the idea but that is the plan. Once I finish this engine I am never going to make another one (maybe I will make a little roguelike or some nerd shit like that but nothing worth posting here). Hopefully I will be able to post the initial playable game on here later this year.

P.S. The engine is open source so if you hypothetically wanted to make your own myst 3 + touhou clone you can do so without the cost of 3 years of your life.

Marvelous Bacon Teaches Toppings

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Learn how to prepare food properly the Marvelous Bacon way!

Marvelous Bacon will go through the 3 food groups, teaching you which toppings to use for which foods, and finally allows YOU to apply the right amount of toppings! Soon you will be a master topping chef!

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ART GALLERY

Internet Ghost Story (unfinished)

This is my game for Denson.
Yeah, it's unfinished. Sorry about that... What happened is that at first I was going to make a text adventure, which i worked a little on, but then I changed my mind and made a Java game, which I worked a little on. Then I changed my mind AGAIN, to making a PuzzleScript game, and by then, more than half of the allotted time had passed. And I wasn't too exited to make the game... the wishlist kinda seems to call for a story-based game, and plot writing is not my strong suit...
As you can see, the internet ghost is the main mechanic of the game. (It's fucked up in the way that it kills whatever it passes over. Although not implemented, I was going to make it kill you if it passes over you.) I was thinking of making the ending of the game some sort of tragic event or something where the only way to finish is to do something that kills you in the process... maybe that's what makes some female (maybe the player's relative or friend or wife) incredibly sad, fulfilling the last wish item (which was in russian for some reason? maybe she'd be russian?)

By the way, here's Denson's wishlist: (yeah, i've only implemented one item so far...)
- christmas isnt celebrated here but everyones heard of it
Not implemented
- "its me, ur brother, have u forgotten me already?"
Planned
- someone called but didnt speak the language
- some kind of fucked up internet ghost
Main game mechanic
- interrupted mid sentence
- самое печальное в том, что она когда-либо слышал
Russian for: the saddest thing that she had ever heard
Planned: sad ending?
I'll probably work on the game more after now, so I'm really just submitting it now so nobody thinks I didn't make anything at all.

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OH MY GOD THERE ARE EVENTS EVERYWHERE OH GOD: The Event

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DIY Wario

http://www.offworld.com/2009/04/quick-look-warioware-made-in-ore.html -- interesting!
I know there's a smal and growing collection of similar stuff on line.

For my money a WarioWare construciton kit would be more interesting than the one in, say, Big Little Planet

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Flamingo Quest

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A story about a Flamingo I know

Flamingo Quest follows a girl raised by flamingos. Set in the Top Secret Neon Pink Planet universe but you don't need to read any external material to understand this

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Babies that have Rabies

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In 201X, a terrible epidemic hits the world, you are the ones save from it... can you make earth a place to live again?

This is how it goes in zecks games incs newest masterpiece, babiesthathaverabies (bthr), jou are cyperpolice john connor and the only who who can put stop to this mess. you use control and shit tho shoot and aim your remote control tourette. if you can make it you are a true saveior.

Note: sometimes the babies are so dumb that they run staight to their death at the beginning of the level. its particularly hilarious when it happens in the final boss.

Also, the sky level crashes a lot for some reason. sorry for that.

EDIT: Updated with a hopefully less crash prone version. It's also a bit "harder" in the first few levels.

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