YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE STAR-PUNISHMENT SPEED-ZONE. COLLECT SPEEDSTARS TO GAIN STARSPEED, BUT DON'T LET THE SUPER-WIZARD CATCH YOU!

Left-click to start the game and advance text screens. Use the arrows or WASD keys to move. When you have at least one speedstar, press Z, shift, or space to backdash.

Gamepads may also work depending on your browser and gamepad. You may be able to use either the d-pad or left analog stick to move, a face button to backdash, and the start button to advance most text screens. The very first text screen of the game requires a mouse click even if the gamepad otherwise works.

While Starspeed Speedstar is a silly and intentionally random game, it does have some gameplay depth that might not be immediately obvious. The download includes a more detailed guide to the game. I recommend playing without the guide first, or at least starting without reading the heaviest spoiler section at the end of the guide.

BLINK 1.5 UPDATE!

A quick reflexes game by Lynx

Press an arrow key before hitting the middle of the screen to travel that direction.
Collect power bubbles!
Press spacebar when powerbar is full to slow down.

Post your highscores!

Use the mouse to click on the sides to move in that direction!
Press the middle of the screen to use powerup.
Try to bet the highscore which is now at 79 and set by sergiocornaga of Glorious Trainwrecks!

A frustrating game which punishes harshly for failure. Use the arrow keys to move. Get to the bottom of the screen without dying, and before the time runs out.

Hop-on hat.

H O P O N H A T

Do one, then the other.